I did 105 mph the other day....oh noz...da police will read this and arrest me!
Just wait til our new Charger R/T arrives next week...I'll go faster than my trucks 105!
You didn't say where or who you really are. That is a LOT of plausible deniability for affirmative defenses: 1) Wrong Jurisdiction and 2) Wrong Defendant; it wasn't me bro.
It is MUCH different than writing a formal affidavit swearing that you did 105 at a specific location (in their jurisdiction), that you were indeed the one driving.
Be certain to include any details. Tell them about any relevant past violations. Shame them for not catching you to piss them off and dare them.
Include your current address letting them know you are always available (to take service).
Then take it before a notary public and swear to the affidavit (making a couple copies).
Send them both certified mail, return-receipt... one to the DA/Solicitor/Prosecutor's office in your local town and the other to the local police chief.
Sit back and wait. You know know how good a job you did at pissing them off based on the response. 1) Nothing happens = they are busy chasing real criminals, don't want to mess with you... are giving you the silent treatment. 2) You get a letter in the mail with a stern warning = you are now in their system... if they pull your name up there will be some bad comment that won't do you any favors the next time you are stopped. 3) You get a certified letter that you have to sign and pick up = they are going to extort some money out of you, make an example out of you, etc. Don't pay up if you want to learn about the just-us system. 4) They send an officer or process server to your door to server you= you are in deep crap. They are going to probably use a real prosecutor/attorney and it is going to be very expensive. You ****** them off and can fully expect to loose your driver's licence. 5) They send men to your door to carry you out in handcuffs = They have nothing better to do just want to show you who's boss, but other than that the same as #4 except you will probably get to view the inside of a jail cell for 6 to 24 hours and appear in a bond-court before all that other stuff happens, but ultimately the outcome will cost you the same. Your bond will likely be OR/PR ... otherwise the amount of the fine if you do not show up.
That said some courts if you don't show up are going to put down an automatic guilty verdict and count the bond as forfeited as the fine. Other areas keep the bond money simply because you did not show, they are going to put down a guilty verdict, and set a fine that you owe. Very likely to make an example, they are going to issue a warrant for your arrest, just so they can bring you before the judge to berate you and tell you that you lost and how much you owe.
I do not have any personal experience... Just that everywhere is different.
Ultimately just about anywhere something like that will result in a large fine, a lot of places 105 will result in loss of driver's license, but that is probably the extent of what the justice system will do to you (expect insurance increases). In contrast other areas like Virginia state would probably lock you up for about 30 days, and I have heard that there it may even be charged as a felony. You could potentially be jailed for a year and a day if you are somewhere as backwards as Virginia and loose your right to vote and own firearms ... and ever pass a background check. That said, I bet if you kissed their butts and got a lawyer who is their friend paying your dues, you could probably get it reduced to something petty paying only a very big fine. It's the buddy system from what I read.