Isesamo for me, works a treat on most things
7 quid ($12) for a strip of metal !
For pitys sake !
You can imagine it on "Dragons Den".
(I believe the American version is called "Shark Tank")
" Hi, my names Rob, and I'd like £50,000 to invest in my metal opener product"
Duncan Banatine (Glasgow accent)
"That is the most ridiculous product I have ever heard of.
It's pathetic
You're pathetic
Get Oot of ma sight, ya waste of space"
(Proceeds to pick up conveniently placed house-brick and hurls it at me, thankfully, it bounces painlessly off my testi***s)
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"Hi Rob, I'm Peter (Joanes). I can see something there I can screw some money out of..... Let's talk"
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"Hi Rob, I'm Deborah (Meedon). It's far too technical for me, I'm out"
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"Hi Rob, I'm Theo (Profiterole), can you carve up Donner kebabs with it ?"
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Well, I just bought one,
what can I say, it's saturday night and I'm bored.
And it will probably be worth it.
Incidentally, Duncan Bannatyne (ice cream salesman to millionaire) has recently been reported / developed heart issues.
It's unlikely he would read my diatribe, nevertheless, I wish him well.