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[ThatPlace928]

 

[NETWizz]

I mean it's a joke, but to have the FAA close air space for 10 nautical miles over El Paso for security reasons... makes me put on my aluminum foil hat.

 

[NETWizz]

Scammer: “This is Tom from Microsoft Support. We’re seeing virus activity from your device.”
Me: “Oh no.”
Scammer: “Yes, Madam. We can fix it. Are you in front of it?”
Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it.”
Scammer: “Good. Press the Start button.”
Me: “Okay… I think it’s already on.”
Scammer: “Now open Control Panel.”
Me: “I don’t see that.”
Scammer: “Do you see information above Start?”
Me: “Yes.”
Scammer: “That is Control Panel.”
Me: “Wow. Didn’t know that.”
Scammer: “Now restart the device... By turning it off”
Me: “Okay.”
Scammer: “Is it off?”
Me: “No. The door popped open.”
Scammer: “Door? Does it have a CD or DVD drive?”
Me: “No. Just a burrito.”
Scammer: “Why would there be a burrito in your computer?”
Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.”

 

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