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[GTP]

Built Ford Tough:

Real men use their teeth...lol

 

[NETWizz]

Real men use their teeth...lol

Yes, and their teeth look like this... No thanks!:

 

[Markverhyden]

I can remember rushing out to buy one of those the moment they became available. 56K seemed so fast back in the day.

Had one like this for a couple of years, which seemed much more modern looking. Unlike the one you posted that looked like it had been modelled on the Stylophone.

I remember when I first hooked mine up. Mind you I knew that the claims are inflated, in reality "up to" 56k. But I was pretty disappointed, was getting like 22-24k on W98 and OS 8. Then I discovered that the real Internet does run on *nix. Set it up on my Linux box and was getting 45k using the same DUN and websites.

 

[NETWizz]

Can't make this up... Apparently this is a real product now.

 

[Larry Sabo]

Mayochup sounds better than Ketchnnaise (which sounds like a disease).

Can't make this up... Apparently this is a real product now.

My next door neighbour used to like peanut butter and mustard sandwiches, so there's no accounting for tastes.

 

[GTP]

Yes, and their teeth look like this... No thanks!:

Well of course you have to have the correct shape for the cap to fit!

I've seen plenty of "real men" opening them with their teeth!
You know the one's I'm referring to? The one's that live at the pub, regularly beat their wives/girlfriends drink the rent money......

 

[GTP]

My next door neighbour used to like peanut butter and mustard sandwiches, so there's no accounting for tastes.

Care for a sardine and licorice sandwich then?

 

[TechLady]

 

[glricht]

This would be even more funny for me if it didn't hit so close to home! Spent almost 30 minutes on the phone yesterday afternoon because the customer just wouldn't listen. Once I was able to remotely connect, the problem was fixed in 5 minutes! Arrrggghhh

 

[Larry Sabo]

Care for a sardine and licorice sandwich then?

Thanks, but no thanks!

 

[Altster]

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

 

[Altster]

 

[NETWizz]

 

[NETWizz]

ONLY in America:

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

I used to think smoke was cool because I thought it meant power. Then I got a Duramax and discoveedi EFI Live. I made 500hp on a stock turbo truck with only a hint of smoke while the turbo built boost. Thats with no emissions equipment. Then I realized that smoke just means poor tuning and tons of unburnt fuel. Diesels are great and the mpg's can actually go up with the increased power from tuning. These asshats that just go around blowing smoke give diesel enthusiasts a bad name. The shops that put out "smoke tunes" are also in this category.

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

ONLY in America:

lol diesel Dave and heavy d had a tv show for awhile where they built and gave away diesel trucks.

 

[GTP]

The only thing "funny" about this is that the guy in the truck has an IQ high enough to hold a drivers license!

 

[GTP]

ONLY in America:

If this clown did that to me he would find himself in court for "theft of a motor vehicle", "trespassing" and "damage to personal property!"
What a wanker!

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

If this clown did that to me he would find himself in court for "theft of a motor vehicle", "trespassing" and "damage to personal property!"
What a wanker!

You might know this, but this was completely staged. They had a TV show. I can say that it is irritating going to a station with only one e diesel pump and a gas vehicle is there with all the other pumps open. Of course a little patience goes a long way. Also most people don't realize there's often only one or two diesel pumps at some stations.