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[HCHTech]

Please tell me you don't rely "only" on snopes.com for facts. I'm not sure they would know a fact if it hit them in the face!

Wow, that's a pretty broad brush you're painting with, there. They are *an* external source, that's all. Humor thread - remember.

 

[NETWizz]

Yes, except for 18. That pejorative myth has been floating around for years. Companies do take out life insurance on employees and the employees always know about it and sign off on it. The place where it's really big numbers is in key executive positions where they take out huge policies payable to the company to protect against financial turmoil in the event of someone on Mt Olympus dying. When I was working in the oil business I had a base life insurance policy of something like 50k payable to me. And payouts are certainly not made to executives in the form of a bonus.

Depends on the state if disclosure or permission is required. In some states, I could put a policy on my parents for example and not even tell them. In other states, disclosure is mandatory and the insurance company mails out a letter, and finally in other states, permission is necessary.

 

[CLC]

And you thought it was just a movie.

 

[coffee]

So, Yesterday I was at a clients site installing a external (usb) backup drive and setting up windows backups. I noticed that the drive was not recognized and I felt the external case for the hum of the mechanical drive. No sound. So, I got my tools out and took the the case apart to reseat the drive. As I had it a part the Accountant that I was hooking the drive up to said to me:

"Why do they put those drives in a box like that" ?.

I really did not know what to say. I just looked at her and tried desperately to think of something without breaking out in laughter.

I smiled and said:

"Well, We just leave them in the shipping container and they have a hole in the back to plug them in. Its just more convenient if you ever have to return them".

 

[coffee]

BTW - Hows this for a service call?

 

[TechLady]

 

[Moltuae]

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

Just browsed past this... These are good!
https://imgur.com/gallery/OQndy

(Do I need to copy image links and post them as images here, or are yall adult enough to go to the imgur thread alone?)

 

[glricht]

BTW - Hows this for a service call?

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I just gotta ask ... what was the stuff on the keyboard? Looks like some sticky liquid stuff that's been there for months and molded over!

ewww!

 

[Markverhyden]

I just gotta ask ... what was the stuff on the keyboard? Looks like some sticky liquid stuff that's been there for months and molded over!

ewww!

First thought is someone blew their grits and couldn't be bothered to clean it up.

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

 

[NYJimbo]

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

 

[GTP]

BTW - Hows this for a service call?

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No...Just NO!

 

[GTP]

ROTFLMAO!!

 

[manilovecollege]

So, Yesterday I was at a clients site installing a external (usb) backup drive and setting up windows backups. I noticed that the drive was not recognized and I felt the external case for the hum of the mechanical drive. No sound. So, I got my tools out and took the the case apart to reseat the drive. As I had it a part the Accountant that I was hooking the drive up to said to me:

"Why do they put those drives in a box like that" ?.

I really did not know what to say. I just looked at her and tried desperately to think of something without breaking out in laughter.

I smiled and said:

"Well, We just leave them in the shipping container and they have a hole in the back to plug them in. Its just more convenient if you ever have to return them".

Hahaha, classic

 

[NYJimbo]

 

[TechLady]

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

 

[TechLady]