Humor Section!

[glennd]

Never on here of course ....

oh no, never ....

 

[GTP]

Never on here of course ....

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on Facebook?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
13 to comment "Me too"
43 to post "F"
3 to ask "What does "F" mean
5 to post to the page that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 admin to ban the light bulb posters for inserting political discussion and close the thread.

"Brilliant!" Sheds a whole new light on it lol!

 

[GTP]

 

[Altster]

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Is hard to not say the "COLOR" - period!

 

[GTP]

Is hard to not say the "COLOR" - period!

I get about 4 then lose it!

 

[Larry Sabo]

The left and right haves of my brain competing with each other explains a lot.

 

[JoeTech]

 

[Altster]

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I should have had this very same sign up on my repair shop wall.

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

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AAANNNDDD printing poster size and hanging now. /s

 

[Markverhyden]

Makes me want to rush out and buy one right now.....

 

[NETWizz]

Makes me want to rush out and buy one right now.....

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What am I missing? What's the problem?

 

[JoeTech]

Anytime I can save 0.0000001% I have to take that deal.

Makes me want to rush out and buy one right now.....

 

[NETWizz]

Shh! No-one tell him!

Oh you mean I can get it for only $14,099.99

 

[JoeTech]

Well that and the saving $5 off of the 14k price.

 

[NETWizz]

As you know USB replaced the Serial Bus, but did you ever think why????


According to Google:



Essentially, a UART is the Serial Bus Chip.

If someone ever made a FAST version wouldn't that be a Universal Fast Asynchronous Receiver/Transmitter?

What would the acronym be?


Hence ladies and gentlemen, we have USB and not UFART ports

 

[Krynn72]

As you know USB replaced the Serial Bus, but did you ever think why????


According to Google:

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Essentially, a UART is the Serial Bus Chip.

If someone ever made a FAST version wouldn't that be a Universal Fast Asynchronous Receiver/Transmitter?

What would the acronym be?


Hence ladies and gentlemen, we have USB and not UFART ports

Also, if Apple bought it, it would have been proprietary and called iFART.

 

[Altster]

If someone ever made a FAST version wouldn't that be a Universal Fast Asynchronous Receiver/Transmitter?

What would the acronym be?

I would say it would more likely be: UFAR/T

 

[timeshifter]

In business school we learned about inventory valuation methods.

Last In, First Out - LIFO
First In, First Out - FIFO
Still Here, In Tact -

Yes, the professor actually discussed that in a lecture. No, it wasn't on the exam.

 

[JoeTech]

 

[Altster]

Yes, the professor actually discussed that in a lecture. No, it wasn't on the exam.

..but it should have been!