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[GTP]

A magician worked on a cruise ship..
The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks
over and over again.
There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week
and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.
Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show,
"Look, It’s not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the flowers
under the table!” Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all,
the Captain's' parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank,
drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the
middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... with the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... And then 2 days. And then 3 days. Finally on
the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said...
"OK, I give up. Where's the f***in' ship?"

 

[GTP]

African animals having too much of the good life!

 

[GTP]

 

[Porthos]

 

[Altster]

"OK, I give up. Where's the f***in' ship?"

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

( and no, I didn't see that line coming )

 

[HCHTech]

African animals having too much of the good life!

I love these things! One out-of-the-box strange idea and they've made a career out of it. Tickles my funny bone, anyway.

 

[GTP]

Those zebra's at the waterhole....LMFAO

 

[NETWizz]

Everything that makes Star Trek Great /w Humor... Deleted Scene:

 

[HCHTech]

Those zebra's at the waterhole....LMFAO

When the leopard falls off the branch and you only see his belly & feet on the bounce. I think that was the first one of these I saw, still makes me laugh.

 

[JoeTech]

 

[GTP]

Would you accept this excuse to get out of work?

 

[JoeTech]

Looks like the NSA has updated their hiring process after finding out their employee was using a pirated version of office.

 

[GTP]

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Looks like the NSA has updated their hiring process after finding out their employee was using a pirated version of office.

 

[NETWizz]

Found this on Reddit; it is an American police department. Looks to me like they need someone who can fabricate fictitious reports and back it up with evidence to lie about it well.

 

[Diggs]

Really @Barcelona ? You've got these earthworms down there? (Think of the fish you could catch!) Looks like they could take down a small dog!

 

[AML]

Found this on Reddit; it is an American police department. Looks to me like they need someone who can fabricate fictitious reports and back it up with evidence to lie about it well.

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LMFAO ... do you have the link, I teach some police officers got share it with them

 

[GTP]

Really @Barcelona ? You've got these earthworms down there? (Think of the fish you could catch!) Looks like they could take down a small dog!

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No, not where I am. We have Tiger Worms here.
I think these monsters come from the "Gippsland" area of Victoria.

 

[Diggs]

The post mentions Mount Tamborine -

https://www.instagram.com/p/BanYkUkHXlp/

 

[Moltuae]

 

[Kitten Kong]

Never on here of course ....

Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on Facebook?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct
19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page
11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
13 to comment "Me too"
43 to post "F"
3 to ask "What does "F" mean
5 to post to the page that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb.
4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
1 admin to ban the light bulb posters for inserting political discussion and close the thread.