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[JoeTech]

Chuckle of the week on Thumbtack.

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Sounds like someone got syskey'd

 

[Porthos]

 

[GTP]

 

[GTP]

Find the iPhone in the picture.

 

[GTP]

 

[Altster]

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We've got that all the time with the US's news media!

 

[frase]

Love Gary Larson - this one reminds me of working on some laptops, when a screw just decides to bounce away of its own accord.

 

[Moltuae]

Love Gary Larson - this one reminds me of working on some laptops, when a screw just decides to bounce away of its own accord.

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I'm a huge fan of Larson. I particularly like the animal humour.

Here's a random few of my favourites, though I could probably find a hundred more that like just as much ...

 

[Markverhyden]

Following up on the animal humor thing.

 

[glricht]

Gary Larson's one of my two favorite cartoonists, have a bunch of his "Far Side" books. The other is Bill Watterson who did "Calvin and Hobbes", got a bunch of his books too.

 

[JoeTech]

I didn't even know this version existed until a customer brought in a pc saying it wasn't working right after she had a random guy from google upgrade her pc.

 

[GTP]

Little Johnny was in the classroom bored to the back teeth on a Friday afternoon,
and the teacher decided to have a game for the kids to get them thinking.
"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off." said the teacher.
'Who is credited with writing the phrase, 'To be or not to be, that is the question'?" asked the teacher.
Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, 'Shakespeare'.
'Well done!' said the teacher, 'You can have Monday off."
'No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard.' said Little Pham Lam Nguyen.
'Well okay,' said the teacher. The next quote is, "I had a dream!"
Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out "I bereiva was Martin Ruther King!"
"Well done!" said the teacher. 'You can have Monday off"
"No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also not take time offa school.
Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too." said little Fri Sum Kat.
'Okay,' said the teacher. Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "F***ing Immigrants!"
"Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.
"Donald Trump!" yelled little Johnny. "See ya Tuesday ..........."

 

[GTP]

Legoland? No. It's a housing complex in San Buenaventura, Mexico.

 

[GTP]

The "Daily Commute," then and now.

 

[GTP]

To get an idea of how large the comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko is, it has been rendered next to a city.

If this "little fellow" slammed into the Earth it would be game over, no if's and's or but's!

 

[GTP]

How bees see the garden.

 

[GTP]

Not a tattoo, it's scarring from being struck by lightning! Ouch!

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

Legoland? No. It's a housing complex in San Buenaventura, Mexico.

F that. I couldn't stand living there. If you fart, the neighbor smells it in their living room. I don't get wanting to leave 5 feet from someone else. I'd much rather live in the middle of nowhere where there is nobody in your business and nobody worrying about if you are following there rules or not. I've lived in places where you weren't allowed to leave a vehicle parked in front of your own house without moving it for more than 48 hours. Who gives a s***. Let people do their own thing. Yet if you try to give a stolen computer to a cop and tell them who it belongs to and how you got it from a client and give them the name and address of the company it belongs to they can't do anything about it because they can't find the police report. Fine, morons, I'll take it to the owner, who, by the way has a copy of the d*** police report.

Whoa, quite an off topic rant there, but we can't we just get back to people doing their own thing not hurting anybody instead of making up rules on how people should live or park or sled down a hill, just because you want to live a sheltered life? P*** Off to those that want to ruin everyday simple things.

 

[GTP]

F that. I couldn't stand living there. If you fart, the neighbor smells it in their living room. I don't get wanting to leave 5 feet from someone else. I'd much rather live in the middle of nowhere where there is nobody in your business and nobody worrying about if you are following there rules or not. I've lived in places where you weren't allowed to leave a vehicle parked in front of your own house without moving it for more than 48 hours. Who gives a s***. Let people do their own thing. Yet if you try to give a stolen computer to a cop and tell them who it belongs to and how you got it from a client and give them the name and address of the company it belongs to they can't do anything about it because they can't find the police report. Fine, morons, I'll take it to the owner, who, by the way has a copy of the d*** police report.

Whoa, quite an off topic rant there, but we can't we just get back to people doing their own thing not hurting anybody instead of making up rules on how people should live or park or sled down a hill, just because you want to live a sheltered life? P*** Off to those that want to ruin everyday simple things.

Reminds me of that old song from the 60's... "Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of ticktacky.....and they all look just the same......"

 

[Altster]

Little boxes on the hillside, little boxes made of ticktacky

I remember that one! but wasn't it "ticky-tacky?"