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[NETWizz]

They call that copsplaining. Usually they ask a bunch of stupid questions like, "do you have a licence to be standing out here," tell someone they cannot stand on or obstruct a public sidewalk (lie) to move "here" (road). Etc. Basically, they try making up the law and only after they make the arrest do they try and figure out their story and the charges.

 

[Markverhyden]

A lesson in risk management.

 

[Altster]

A lesson in risk management.

Poor widdle kitty-kats.

 

[TechLady]

Happy Mother's Day

 

[TechLady]

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

Seems Sophos removed this page from there site for some strange reason: https://webcache.googleusercontent.....aspx+&cd=7&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk&client=safari

 

[GTP]

Aussie BBQ. When you're done cooking just flush to put the fire out!

 

[GTP]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: May contain peanuts."

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers!.)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

On a Pifco hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of Doritos -- "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost before serving."

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes while on body."

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Chinese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's Superman costume -- "Warning! Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."


OMG! The fact that Jellyfish have survived 650 million years despite not having a brain gives hope to many people!

 

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[Moltuae]

On a bag of Doritos -- "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

I see that one all the time.

There's an easy solution: Open all the packets in the superstore -- look inside -- put packet back on shelf.

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Stupid kid should've realised that everything after the product ID is unnecessary

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M <- Is all that was needed.

 

[GTP]

I see that one all the time.

There's an easy solution: Open all the packets in the superstore -- look inside -- put packet back on shelf.



Stupid kid should've realised that everything after the product ID is unnecessary

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0032HF60M <- Is all that was needed.

Can't be too hard on him/her! By the writing it looks like a very young child so probably had no idea.

 

[Moltuae]

I was just joking.

Good incentive to learn though ...

Reply from Santa: "Hey kid, if you want your amphibious RC car, learn how to use email and send Santa a freakin' clickable link".

 

[GTP]

I was just joking.

Good incentive to learn though ...

Reply from Santa: "Hey kid, if you want your amphibious RC car, learn how to use email and send Santa a freakin' clickable link".

...or just ask for an amphibious RC car!

 

[Moltuae]

But then Santa's gotta find it himself on Amazon. I wonder if he has a Prime subscription ...


Cant' help but wonder if the note to Santa was in fact written by the purveyor of said amphibious RC cars. Ingenious way to spread spam if it was.

 

[Porthos]

 

[cypress]

LMAO!!!! This is awesome!

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

Can't be too hard on him/her! By the writing it looks like a very young child so probably had no idea.

Turns out he's 25........LOL.