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LMAO!!!

 

[NYJimbo]

Ripping off John Pinette. Rest in peace

"I speak a little Italian too. I know how to say Sono Affamato."

 

[HCHTech]

This sounds straight out of a John Pinette routine!

 

[Mercenary Roadie]

This sounds straight out of a John Pinette routine!

It was.

 

[GTP]

It was.

Should I remove it?

 

[Mercenary Roadie]

of course not

 

[Markverhyden]

AARP- American Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers from
AARP Forum
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going
through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can
finish the basement. When you're done, you will have a place to
live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your
over-70 year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're
pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the
elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your
glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet
and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them
out..
Q: Why should 70-plus year old people use valet
parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your
car.
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have
problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it
is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the
afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye
glasses?
A: On their
foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus
year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember
these!"
SMILE,
You've still got your sense of
humor, haven't you?

 

[GTP]

AARP- American Association of Retired People
Questions and Answers from
AARP Forum
Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find
younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under
Fiction.........

LMAO!

 

[HCHTech]

It was.

He was hysterical - I saw him twice. I remember thinking at the time - "oh boy, he's not gonna to last long." He passed away right here in my town. RIP

 

[coffee]

 

[frase]

Should I remove it?

It is from that old site - Chinese Takeaway signs. I remember one can enter the text for the sign lol.
still alive since early 2000
http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/

 

[Porthos]

Down Time After a Computer Crash
Way down!

 

[NETWizz]

Down Time After a Computer Crash
Way down!

That was a "Desktop" crash.

 

[Altster]

Down Time After a Computer Crash

That explains it - it's a MAC tower... no wonder!

It even "ate" the desktop!!!

 

[Markverhyden]

Down Time After a Computer Crash
Way down!

What happens when you overclock a Mac Pro.

 

[GTP]

 

[GTP]

 

[NETWizz]

A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field." "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist. "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?" "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone." The man below replies, "You must work in management." "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?" "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."

 

[GTP]

Occupational Health and Safety - FAIL!

 

[GTP]

And again!