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If I were to give you $1 billion and you stand on a street corner handing out $1 per second, twenty four hours a day, seven days a week, you would still not have handed out $1 billion after 31 years!!
1 Billion is A VERY BIG NUMBER!
This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its article releases.
1. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
2. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
3. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
4. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
5. A billion Dollars ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our present government is spending it.
The richest man in the world - Bill Gates - has approximately (according to Forbes, as of March 2017) $79.2 billion!
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation give away about $4 to 5 billion dollars every year.
Wow!
1 Billion is A VERY BIG NUMBER!
This is too true to be funny.
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its article releases.
1. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
2. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
3. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
4. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
5. A billion Dollars ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our present government is spending it.
The richest man in the world - Bill Gates - has approximately (according to Forbes, as of March 2017) $79.2 billion!
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation give away about $4 to 5 billion dollars every year.
Wow!
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And if you look closely you will see the "transmission!"
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Well, for such an "upmarket" automobile, you need the very best transmission to be fitted of course!
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No problem! Lol
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I'm grabbing this one!
OMG, so true and so danged funny!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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LMAO!!!
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Whadayahmean, you can't open a pdf with word.... Oh, nevermind. I use LibreOffice and it has support for pdf's already built in.
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Ripping off John Pinette. Rest in peace
Messing with natural selection.
If they wanna look at their phones while walking or crossing the road, let them. Don't waste good money on signs.
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