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[ThatPlace928]

We in TN endorse this fully.

So does Bullhead City, Arizona....... lol

 

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Then some people stay in the right lane here in AUS, all the whilst going under the speed limit. Or one idiot who decides to speed past and overtake oneself, only to get one car ahead and meet them at the traffic lights.

 

[ThatPlace928]

Then some people stay in the right lane here in AUS, all the whilst going under the speed limit. Or one idiot who decides to speed past and overtake oneself, only to get one car ahead and meet them at the traffic lights.

Sounds so familiar. Must be the same way everywhere that has vehicles........ lol

 

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[Kitten Kong]

A guy walks into a bar with his dog, plops him on a barstool, and orders a bourbon & Coke. Then he turns to the dog and says, “What’ll you have, Rover?”
Rover looks at the bartender and says, “Scotch and soda - light on the soda.”
The bartender stares. “No way. That dog can’t talk - you’re a ventriloquist.”
“Nope, he’s the real deal,” the man says. “I’m going to the restroom - talk to him yourself. But don’t let him out of your sight. He’s worth a fortune.”
When the man comes back… no dog.
“Where’s Rover?!”
“I didn’t believe he could talk, so I gave him a couple of bucks to get me a newspaper and some chewing tobacco at the drugstore.”
No sign of him at the drugstore, so they search all over town until eventually they find him in an alley… having a whale of a time on top of a French poodle.
The man shouts, “Rover! What on earth are you doing?! You’ve never done this before!”
Rover pants and says… “First time I ever had any money!”

 

[Markverhyden]

I guess this is one way to address a workplace safety issue.....

 

[Porthos]

 

[Porthos]