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[Porthos]

 

[Altster]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA....

Gotta admit, Baby Groot is kinda cute too. But this is F-U-N-N-Y-!

 

[fabs]

For all you apple haters:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/9a6qm1/apple_dongles_old_but_always_gets_me/

ROFL

 

[Markverhyden]

Saw this at my favorite toy store

 

[Mercenary Roadie]

Saw this at my favorite toy store

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I bet they wanted like $14.99 or more for it too.

 

[Markverhyden]

I bet they wanted like $14.99 or more for it too.

LOL!!! Actually they were asking $8.99. I passed, already have plenty of churchkey's

 

[GTP]

Irish Birth Control
Mrs Donovan was walking down
O'Connell Street in Dublin when
She met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye!
Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan?
And didn't I marry ye and yer Hoosband two years ago?'


She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.'

The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?'

She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'

The Father said, 'Well now,
I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a fertility candle for ye
and yer hoosband.'

She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father...'
They then parted ways..

Some years later they met again.
The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?'
She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
The Father asked, 'And tell me , have ye any wee ones yet?'

She replied, 'Oh yes, Father!
Two sets of twins and six singles,
Ten in all!'

The Father said, 'That's wonderful!
And how is yer loving hoosband doing?'

She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle!'

 

[MichaelBits]

 

[Moltuae]

Thanks.

Those should come in handy when I'm driving.

 

[MichaelBits]

Those should come in handy when I'm driving.

I was thinking I could swear at customers without them knowing it...

 

[NETWizz]

Eyewash station:

 

[GTP]

I was thinking I could swear at customers without them knowing it...

I'd be careful with that!
They may have a deaf friend/relative/child/sibling and can sign!

 

[GTP]

Eyewash station:

What am I missing here?

 

[Larry Sabo]

What am I missing here?

A view of the shower head overhead.

 

[GTP]

A view of the shower head overhead.

But wouldn't it make sense for an emergency eye wash to have the shower head overhead, so that you would look up to have the water bathe your eyes?

 

[GTP]

 

[NETWizz]

 

[NETWizz]

 

[Larry Sabo]

But wouldn't it make sense for an emergency eye wash to have the shower head overhead, so that you would look up to have the water bathe your eyes?

Of course. I assume there is one but it's out of view, which is why I said that's what you're missing (seeing). No idea why it should be so high.

 

[Kitten Kong]

A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took Himself off to the doctors.
'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little Paper bag.
'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, Come back and see me in a couple of days.'
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results. ‘What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag.
'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor.
'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' Said the little paper bag.
'Have you been having unprotected sex?' asked the doctor.
'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Well have you been sharing needles with other Intravenous drug users?' asked the doctor.
'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a Jab or a blood transfusion?' queried the doctor.
'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual Relationship?'
'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm Just a little paper bag!'
'Then there can be only one explanation. ' said the doctor
'Your mother must have been a carrier'