Slightly different, but I'm always getting ambulance chaser phone calls for a car accident that I've never been involved in.
They don't listen to a word they're told because I like to have a bit of fun with these guys - and this is an actual conversation I had once:
Moron: "Good day sir. I'm calling from the accident helpline about the car accident you were in."
Me: "Oh yes, I know the one...."
Moron: "Yes sir. I am phoning to tell you that you could get £10,000 compensation. Sir, could you tell me if you were the driver or the passenger?"
Me: "I was driving in the passenger seat".
Moron: "Very good sir. Our records show you had a very bad accident?"
Me: "Oh yes. It was very bad. I died".
Moron: "Oh dear Sir, I am very sorry to hear That. I hope you are feeling better now. But don't worry, I have good news. You can claim compensation for that. Can we send you a form?"
Me: "Yes that would be fantastic. Oh.... just a minute.... sorry, can you just hold on a moment please. There is someone at the front door. Hold on please"
Moron: "Yes Sir, I will wait for you"
Me: *puts phone on the side and leaves the guy hanging until he eventually gets bored and hangs up.
The only way to beat these guys and get them to stop calling is to cost them money. While you keep them talking, it's preventing them from calling anyone else - and it's costing them money.
They don't listen to a word they're told because I like to have a bit of fun with these guys - and this is an actual conversation I had once:
Moron: "Good day sir. I'm calling from the accident helpline about the car accident you were in."
Me: "Oh yes, I know the one...."
Moron: "Yes sir. I am phoning to tell you that you could get £10,000 compensation. Sir, could you tell me if you were the driver or the passenger?"
Me: "I was driving in the passenger seat".
Moron: "Very good sir. Our records show you had a very bad accident?"
Me: "Oh yes. It was very bad. I died".
Moron: "Oh dear Sir, I am very sorry to hear That. I hope you are feeling better now. But don't worry, I have good news. You can claim compensation for that. Can we send you a form?"
Me: "Yes that would be fantastic. Oh.... just a minute.... sorry, can you just hold on a moment please. There is someone at the front door. Hold on please"
Moron: "Yes Sir, I will wait for you"
Me: *puts phone on the side and leaves the guy hanging until he eventually gets bored and hangs up.
The only way to beat these guys and get them to stop calling is to cost them money. While you keep them talking, it's preventing them from calling anyone else - and it's costing them money.