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TechLady said:
" I know that there are things that people need done. And at time there are things that most people will not do. Well, I'm that guy that will cross that line between right and wrong."
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This is the kind of guy that cops love to setup a sting. The guy is advertising he will break the law so they can pretty much get him to do the worst stuff possible and he will walk right into it.
 
I FIX COMPUTERS for Just 20 DOLLARS!!!
I may be able to repair your computer for a small fee. I will charge you a flat rate of 20 dollars if I can repair your computer. If I can not fix it, there will be no charge. I work from home, and I do not have a shop. So, I will need to meet you in Oneonta or maybe Gadsden or Snead. I do not fix hardware; for example, if your screen is physically broken, I can not do that. However, I may be able to clear viruses and such as that. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY FILES, DATA, ETC THAT YOU MAY LOSE!!! I have cords that can fit almost any computer! Email me any time. Please, do not be afraid for me to look at your computer! I don't care that you dress like a bunny on the weekends or only like Asian women. I probably will not find out, and I don't care. I am just there to fix your computer. Thanks and email me or text me anytime!
 
This is what i have going in my area right now
oh and i looked at where he is located and it is in one of the worst parts of town



Computer repair,reasonable prices. (peoria)

Computer Repair,Guaranteed!
Computer repair guaranteed.If I cant repair your computer in a 24 hour period the fix is free.If not satisfied with the repair you get the money back.I am a retired computer instructor at Seniors Net.Also happy to give tutalage over the phone.Phone calls are welcome 24/7.Please call **** look forward to reviving your sick computer!Once again $20 dollars will get you a full computer cleanup,removal of viruses,maleware,spyware,and full defrag!
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
 
So is it $20 or $50 ? o_O

LAPTOPS FIXED DISCOUNTED PRICES $20 FOR ALMOST ANYTHING DONE (oldbethpage)
http://longisland.craigslist.org/cps/4960405744.html

LAPTOPS FIXED DISCOUNTED PRICES $50 FOR ALMOST ANYTHING DONE (oldbethpage

thanks for looking

i do it all .. .........
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If your title and then first line of your post contradict each other, you're probably not going to get a lot of callers.
 
LOL!

I just looked at the page...

LAPTOPS FIXED DISCOUNTED PRICES $50 FOR ALMOST ANYTHING DONE (oldbethpage

thanks for looking

i do it all ..

virus removal .$20
broken laptop screens .$80
hard drive replacement labor $25
ram upgrade $20 labor
speed up tune up and optimize $25
<====================SPACER====================>
thanks for looking

i do it all ..

virus removal .$50
broken laptop screens .$80
hard drive replacement labor $25
ram upgrade $20 labor
speed up tune up and optimize $65

Andy
 
HawkinsPC said:
Please, do not be afraid for me to look at your computer! I don't care that you dress like a bunny on the weekends or only like Asian women. I probably will not find out, and I don't care. I am just there to fix your computer. Thanks and email me or text me anytime!
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Finally, someone I can bring my computer to... and they won't judge me on my weekend activities ;)
 
Our OldBethpage $20 guy is getting desperate:

"ALL LAPTOPS FIXED $10 PER ISSUE DONT WAIT GET IT FIXED NOW (oldbethpage)
http://longisland.craigslist.org/cps/4967639814.html
most issues fixed for $10

tune up $10

optimize $10"

​
By next week he will be doing it for free.

WAIT, I found a new link, he is now doing them for free !
TODAY I AM FIXING LAPTOPS FOR FREE NO CHARGE TO GAIN FUTURE CUSTOMERS
http://longisland.craigslist.org/cps/4966013972.html
TODAY only for free no charge for any work done on labor

free virus removal free tune up free optimization

to get future customers to know me I am doing all work today only for free

please email me with your name and phone number and what u need done

:p​
 
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https://nashville.craigslist.org/cps/4967829463.html

Your problem:
Your computer is screwed up / slow / makes you angry.

My solution:
Bring it to me. I save all your stuff, reload Windows 7, Office 2010 pro.
Return all your stuff to it's place. Tada, you have a new computer!

You give me 2 hours and 70 bucks and it's done.

All work absolutely guaranteed.


PC No Evil 615-839-9920
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited
 
NYJimbo said:
Our OldBethpage $20 guy is getting desperate:

"ALL LAPTOPS FIXED $10 PER ISSUE DONT WAIT GET IT FIXED NOW (oldbethpage)
http://longisland.craigslist.org/cps/4967639814.html
most issues fixed for $10

tune up $10

optimize $10"

​
By next week he will be doing it for free.

WAIT, I found a new link, he is now doing them for free !
TODAY I AM FIXING LAPTOPS FOR FREE NO CHARGE TO GAIN FUTURE CUSTOMERS
http://longisland.craigslist.org/cps/4966013972.html
TODAY only for free no charge for any work done on labor

free virus removal free tune up free optimization

to get future customers to know me I am doing all work today only for free

please email me with your name and phone number and what u need done

:p​
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Wow, why haven't any of us thought of this brilliant marketing strategy?
 
NYJimbo said:
Our OldBethpage $20 guy is getting desperate:

"ALL LAPTOPS FIXED $10 PER ISSUE DONT WAIT GET IT FIXED NOW (oldbethpage)
http://longisland.craigslist.org/cps/4967639814.html
most issues fixed for $10

tune up $10

optimize $10"

​
By next week he will be doing it for free.

WAIT, I found a new link, he is now doing them for free !
TODAY I AM FIXING LAPTOPS FOR FREE NO CHARGE TO GAIN FUTURE CUSTOMERS
http://longisland.craigslist.org/cps/4966013972.html
TODAY only for free no charge for any work done on labor

free virus removal free tune up free optimization

to get future customers to know me I am doing all work today only for free

please email me with your name and phone number and what u need done

:p​
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LMAO!! Best one I have seen yet. The Fiverr gig had me cracking up too. Wow lmao!
 
katz said:
"" I know that there are things that people need done. And at time there are things that most people will not do. Well, I'm that guy that will cross that line between right and wrong."

LOL - Who is this guy, the last remaining member of the "A" team? :D

"If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, ..."
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In 1972, a crack PC repair unit was sent to prison by a military court for a nuke & pave they didn't commit.
These men promptly escaped from a day release prison to the Skegness coast.
Today, still wanted by the government they survive as PC technicians of fortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire..........
 
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