THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS !!!! 
May the Lord praise you for your philanthropic tendencies towards the unworthy!
Edit...
in fact, why should I be polite? I will not.
My advice to you personally:
Spend a few bucks and get your first passport,
come here over the Pond and you may learn a thing or two... (if your brain wasn't irreversibly washed).
No apologies please, as they will not be accepted (ever).