Two women were chatting in the office like this…
"My evening went pretty well yesterday," said the first.
"How was yours?"
"Terrible," replied the second. "My husband came home, ate dinner in three minutes, and went straight to sleep. What about you?"
The first woman said, "Amazing! My husband came home, took me out for dinner, and afterward, we went for a long walk. When we got back, we lit up the whole house with candles. It all felt like a dream!"
Meanwhile, their husbands were talking to each other in the office.
Husband No. 1 asked Husband No. 2, "How was your evening?"
Husband No. 2: "Really good, man! I got home, the food was already on the table, I ate, and went to sleep. How about you?"
Husband No. 1: "It was awful, bro! I got home, and there was no food cooked because I hadn’t paid the electricity bill, so the power was cut off. Then I had to take my wife out to eat. The restaurant bill was so high that we didn’t even have money left for a ride back. We had to walk for hours to get home. When we finally got there, the whole house was pitch dark, so we had to light candles for some brightness!!"
Moral:
"No matter what the reality is, the way you present it should be top-notch."