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[Porthos]

 

[timeshifter]

This one is apparently above my pay grade. Can someone enlighten me?

 

[Porthos]

Can someone enlighten me?

I see a whip made out of Ethernet cables. Kinky IT games.

 

[britechguy]

Kinky IT games.

Not unlike the following, which although it won't get the obvious, "That's kinky!," reaction, is every bit as kinky:

 

[frase]

I was just reading an article the other day about how much processing power it took for ChatGPT to be polite in response to people saying 'please' and 'thank you'. They didn't use but certainly implied the word 'wasted'.

I saw that, probably written by a narcissist.

 

[frase]

Only to be used in 127.0.0.1

 

[GTP]

I saw that, probably written by a narcissist.

 

[GTP]

First bump in the road Granny going to need a hip replacement!

 

[GTP]

Note to Admin @Kitten Kong feel free to move these posts about Maxi to General Chat please.

An update on "Maxi."
Well yesterday, I went to get to get his food bowl and when I opened the door to come back in - so did Maxi!.
He ran under the table and I couldn't reach him, so I thought "Oh well! He's in now looks like the other 3 will just have to get used to it!"
There was lots of hissing and roaring from Billy, but Maxi just lay down on the floor and let Billy lay-down-the-law!
He didn't react.
I got a few surprises too!

1. He used the tray! Woohoo he'd been taught!

2. He slept most of the night on my bed and apart from "crazy Billy" attacking me in the middle of the night because I woke to check on Maxi - and gave Billy a tummy rub - Crazy cat must have been dreaming and thought it was Maxi on the attack! I got a nasty little scratch on my hand and a bite.

3. I'm wondering if he hasn't already been neutered? He's booked in for a vet check next week so I'll ask Michael (the vet) if he can tell if he has been.

4. He seems very comfortable in new surroundings. He spent about an hour "investigating" and decided he likes his new home. He especially likes the "cat tree" that is actually a real dead tree with limbs that I attached sitting spots on. It fills half the room but there's plenty of branches to climb on and places to sit/lay down.

Today? A lot less roaring and hissing from Billy.
Jai doesn't care and just ignores Maxi.
Wendy is a bit weird skulking around - but she will adapt!

He's the cutest boy! He's home now...

 

[Kitten Kong]

Note to Admin @Kitten Kong feel free to move these posts about Maxi to General Chat please.

An update on "Maxi."
Well yesterday, I went to get to get his food bowl and when I opened the door to come back in - so did Maxi!.
He ran under the table and I couldn't reach him, so I thought "Oh well! He's in now looks like the other 3 will just have to get used to it!"
There was lots of hissing and roaring from Billy, but Maxi just lay down on the floor and let Billy lay-down-the-law!
He didn't react.
I got a few surprises too!

1. He used the tray! Woohoo he'd been taught!

2. He slept most of the night on my bed and apart from "crazy Billy" attacking me in the middle of the night because I woke to check on Maxi - and gave Billy a tummy rub - Crazy cat must have been dreaming and thought it was Maxi on the attack! I got a nasty little scratch on my hand and a bite.

3. I'm wondering if he hasn't already been neutered? He's booked in for a vet check next week so I'll ask Michael (the vet) if he can tell if he has been.

4. He seems very comfortable in new surroundings. He spent about an hour "investigating" and decided he likes his new home. He especially likes the "cat tree" that is actually a real dead tree with limbs that I attached sitting spots on. It fills half the room but there's plenty of branches to climb on and places to sit/lay down.

Today? A lot less roaring and hissing from Billy.
Jai doesn't care and just ignores Maxi.
Wendy is a bit weird skulking around - but she will adapt!

He's the cutest boy! He's home now...

It's fine here. Thanks for asking. Unless you want me to move it...

 

[GTP]

Thanks Nige if you're ok with it here that's good enough for me!