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Kind of like armed robbery right?

 

[ThatPlace928]

Kind of like armed robbery right?

Any incident where the police lights are flashing at or behind you.... lol

 

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3 days ago I threw some old bread out into my back yard for the birds. As I turned to walk back into the house I noticed a skinny kitten dash out and start eating the bread!

So move forward to today "Maxi" has a soft bed and a bowl of fresh water.
He gets a a bowl of food morning and night and lots of cuddles.

He's still a bit apprehensive at sudden movements and noises but getting better.
Now...
What to do with Maxi? He's a Tom so he'll need that sorted. I would love to allow him inside but I'm afraid fur would fly when he met Billy!

I'll keep him safe, warm and loved while I work out what to do.

You know he's here to stay...right?

 

[ThatPlace928]

3 days ago I threw some old bread out into my back yard for the birds. As I turned to walk back into the house I noticed a skinny kitten dash out and start eating the bread!

So move forward to today "Maxi" has a soft bed and a bowl of fresh water.
He gets a a bowl of food morning and night and lots of cuddles.

He's still a bit apprehensive at sudden movements and noises but getting better.
Now...
What to do with Maxi? He's a Tom so he'll need that sorted. I would love to allow him inside but I'm afraid fur would fly when he met Billy!

I'll keep him safe, warm and loved while I work out what to do.

You know he's here to stay...right?

Thank you so much for that. When they are 2 months and 2 pounds, you can have him neutered. It will put a stop to any future spraying and/or tomcat bullying instincts. He would just stay sweet and affectionate, as are most male cats anyway.

BTW, the younger they are when introduced, the better they will both be. Most kittens that are introduced only take about 3 days for both to adjust but it could be a week or two. The older one will show the younger one what the pecking order is in the house with a smack or two. It's the nature of cats and the young ones usually learn pretty quick.

 

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Thank you so much for that. When they are 2 months and 2 pounds, you can have him neutered. It will put a stop to any future spraying and/or tomcat bullying instincts. He would just stay sweet and affectionate, as are most male cats anyway.

He's the cutest little fluffy Tabby! I think he might be a bit older than 2 months. May 3~4?

His bed is in a closed box with a hole cut in the side. It has some lambswool for a bed. I put it just inside the doorway of my garden shed. He uses it too! Each time I walk outside he comes a runnin'! I think he likes this hooman!

I have to be careful walking because he gets in between my feet and I keep buffeting him when I walk.
I've almost tripped on him a couple of times, but it's okies.

He goes nuts for Danone Honey Yogurt too! (As do my other 3 furbabies). But I only hive them about half a teaspoon each (on vets advice). Cats are lactose intolerant so too much would upset them.

 

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He's the cutest little fluffy Tabby! I think he might be a bit older than 2 months. May 3~4?

His bed is in a closed box with a hole cut in the side. It has some lambswool for a bed. I put it just inside the doorway of my garden shed. He uses it too! Each time I walk outside he comes a runnin'! I think he likes this hooman!

I have to be careful walking because he gets in between my feet and I keep buffeting him when I walk.
I've almost tripped on him a couple of times, but it's okies.

He goes nuts for Danone Honey Yogurt too! (As do my other 3 furbabies). But I only hive them about half a teaspoon each (on vets advice). Cats are lactose intolerant so too much would upset them.

He sounds so sweet. And I'm so glad you know about lactose intolerance in cats. People think they should give them milk but that's the worst thing you can do. It will give them the runs and they will dehydrate pretty quick, especially the little ones. I have one kitty who loves ice cream but she only gets a little bit, when I have some.

 

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The Circle of Life.

 

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Was talking to ChatGPT the other day and ended with this...

 

[GTP]

Was talking to ChatGPT the other day and ended with this...

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Yeah I love the funny "quips" Abraham comes up with!
Was just doing some tweaks to Left4Dead2 and it finished with; "May all your hordes be attacking someone else!"

 

[HCHTech]

Was talking to ChatGPT the other day

I was just reading an article the other day about how much processing power it took for ChatGPT to be polite in response to people saying 'please' and 'thank you'. They didn't use but certainly implied the word 'wasted'.

 

[NETWizz]

I got this, when I tried that

 

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