Patrick Doherty, aged 77, better known as Dort, finally escaped the naggings of his fifth wife, Jill, and the never ending disappointments of his three children, Geoff, Erin and Jamie, and eight grandchildren, on January 16, 2020. ... Pat was raised in Hamilton and reluctantly left its smokestacks to be lured by a seductive red-head to settle in the hustle and bustle of Kanata in 1968, and was in abject servitude for the next 51 years. But what's not to love about a man who never passed up the chance to negotiate a better deal, laughed hardest at his own jokes, never figured out how to use a microwave, couldn't assemble an Ikea bookcase despite a lifelong love of talking shop with contractors, and proudly strutted around hot, sandy beaches in his speedo. He will be greatly missed at the Elgin Street Diner, Victoria's Secret, Home Depot, and financially by his dermatologist and dentist. ... Heaven has just gotten a little bit louder and a lot more fun.