Humor Section!

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

No... It's a dipstick where nobody knows where full is on the stick. Is it full at the top of the cross-hatches or that top drilled O?

Ah, in that case anywhere between the top hole and cross-hatches. I've personally had the super clean oil issue though.

 

[GTP]

Wouldn't it tell you in the manual for the car?
I mean there is that old adage "If all else fails - read the f***ing manual!"

 

[GTP]

 

[NETWizz]

Wouldn't it tell you in the manual for the car?
I mean there is that old adage "If all else fails - read the f***ing manual!"

Except the people who drew the pictures in the manual probably never saw that dipstick...

 

[Moltuae]

 

[Markverhyden]

 

[Markverhyden]

The below is from an article in the Wall Street Journal discussing a DoJ investigation between UAW leaders and Detroit auto execs. They mentioned that the UAW used strike funds to build a luxury cabin for the recently retired former President of the UAW. Priceless.

 

[GTP]

 

[GTP]

 

[coffee]

The other day I spent about 3 hours out in the yard blowing leaves to the street. I was just not feeling up to the task but did it anyways - you know those days - Just do not feel like doing anything. Well, I got done and sat in the lawn chair at the front of the house and was admiring my work. Hey, I did a good job Now my girlfriend when she comes home tomorrow will be happy with me. So, I went inside and we had a bit of a rain storm last night. I get up and look out side to see my great work again - How clean the front and side yards are.








Wait for it.................







Life can be cruel.

 

[NETWizz]

 

[Porthos]

Can watch this guy all day.

 

[Larry Sabo]

Hahaha. LOL at the girl who almost dumped her bladder but exercised commendable self control.

 

[Porthos]

Hahaha. LOL at the girl who almost dumped her bladder but exercised commendable self control.

I am sure there are a few yellow spotted underwear on many of those people.

 

[TechLady]

 

[Markverhyden]

How'd you reboot the computer? I pushed the button on the TV screen.

 

[LordIntruder]

How'd you reboot the computer? I pushed the button on the TV screen.

Same here with one of my customers owning an Apple iMac. You do not want to know how often I told him in the past how to reboot his Apple...

 

[Porthos]

Just makes me forget Windows updates are installing.

 

[GTP]

WARNING SOME COURSE LANGUAGE!

 

[NETWizz]

I went to my doctor for my annual health checkup and cholesterol screening. The doc asked, "does obesity run in your family?"

I responded, "Nobody runs in my family!"