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Finally got him!
He was caught by his front left leg. I put him in a bucket and took him outside. Merciful arent I? Nope. I then got our cat. She played around with him and let him go. What? So, I guess 2 strikes and he goes free. He went limping off for some other predator.

That was the excitement for the week there. Kinda slow here at the shop :)

Extraction complete!
 
(My shortened 12 ga. makes such a mess in the shop - heh.)

The story - One year for the local night time boat parade a few of us neighbors got together and decorated a pontoon boat to look like an old-time rigged ship of the fleet complete with cannons. The cutout cannons were old shotguns inside using Dragons Breath shells but when fired broadside they were too narrow of a burst at first. So we cut off the shotguns and when the broadside fired it was truly a broadside of fire. Here's the shells we used - heehee!

 
Used to have to do this:

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Now I only have to worry about my electric stapler eating another mouse:

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Now I only have to worry about my electric stapler eating another mouse:

Hahahahahaha!

Stapler: Ka-Chunk!
NetWizz: Dammit!!

---time passes---

Stapler: Ka-Chunk!
NetWizz: Dammit!!!

:D:D:D:D - I especially like how you can see the cord is chewed up right there by the stapler. That's hysterical.
 
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The mouse that roared ?

A few days ago I was up in the kitchen late at night and I caught something run across the floor. Great. Got a mouse in the house. So, The next day I bought a mouse trap and set it up with peanut butter on it. Normally when we get a mouse in the house it takes a day or less to catch them. Well, This mouse never touched the trap. Obviously, I am dealing with a particularly smart mouse. Never saw or heard this mouse again for several days. I have been pretty busy with work and let this go a day or two.

Then, I was sitting in the shop (basement) and I have these wall cabinets I built above my desk. Just in case, I had set some roach baits on top. I take in a lot of equipment and you never know. Best to be proactive on these kind of things. Well, I heard some noise above my cabinet over my desk. Then, This roach trap comes flying out from the top and lands on the floor. I just sat there and stared in missbelief. So, I took the trap and got on a chair and put it back. As I was putting it back I looked around - Nothing there. Then I sat down and got back to work. About 15 minutes later the same thing happened! Flung out from the top of the cabinet comes the roach trap again!

Evidently its either a SUPER ROACH or one extremely smart mouse !

So, I got a mouse trap and put peanut butter on it and put it up there instead. Last night, I heard the familiar "SNAP" from the mouse trap and I thought good I got him! So, This morning I positioned my chair and stood up on it and looked. The whole darn trap is gone! WTF??? Maybe this mouse just ate the whole darn thing? Maybe its some wild creature instead of a mouse????

Well, As I sit here I can hear some scratching around now. I think the trap did get him but he is still alive. Caught behind the cabinet and the wall. Now I have to remove the cabinet from the wall and who knows what this evil mouse will do? Did I get him just by the tail or backend?? Is he going to jump or fall out and attack and/or devour me??

We will see soon!View attachment 9381
To catch them smart mice you need to put a bit of 2x4 down with a bit of cheese on one end, after 3 days stand a razor blade on edge with the cheese behind it after another 3 days don't put any cheese on the board, the mouse will walk up to the board puts his head over the blade and then will turn his head from side to side while saying Where's the dam cheese. :)
 
Hahahahahaha!

Stapler: Ka-Chunk!
NetWizz: Dammit!!

---time passes---

Stapler: Ka-Chunk!
NetWizz: Dammit!!!

:D:D:D:D - I especially like how you can see the cord is chewed up right there by the stapler. That's hysterical.

YES. I am on at least my 15th mouse! Good thing I have a HUGE box of these things that weighs about 95 pounds.
 
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