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[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

That's a pity. The right beard adds dignity, manliness, and even a few years. Just think of what you could be missing.

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(How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world, that has beard simulators in't.)

Here is a real photoshop job I did of me with a beard a few years back. To be fair, these were 2014, so I was still legally a minor.

Spoiler: Me with a beard

Spoiler: Me clean shaven

 

[fabs]

Just been asked the following on the phone:
"Hi, I have a question. I have tossed my screen but I forgot to remove my docs and clear my history before doing this. Now it is too late to get it back, plug it again to my computer and clean all of this... Is that OK for my privacy anyway?"

LMFAO

 

[Porthos]

Not shaving the beard, lol

I had to snoop around on FB to find ya, your beard is more "manly" and acceptable. Kinda like a woodsman ol But of course...I believe you are married if I recall. Like everyone online

Widowed 2003. Also inherited a 13 yr old stepson to parent alone,

 

[callthatgirl]

Widowed 2003. Also inherited a 13 yr old stepson to parent alone

Sorry to hear that, brave thing to do parent... alone. I never had kids, figured I'd marry into a family.

 

[NETWizz]

There's beards...and then there's beards.

Etc. Etc.

I love Instagram

That first guy must live in America!

 

[Altster]

proud that she was able to get around their block for separated people.

Sorry to hear that happened to you. Did "YOU" report her to eHarmony? Or did you just let it ride and do nothing at all?

 

[callthatgirl]

LinkedIn is NOT the new craiglist

 

[Altster]

I know we've all had people like this, many times over in fact!

 

[Mercenary Roadie]

Sorry to hear that happened to you. Did "YOU" report her to eHarmony? Or did you just let it ride and do nothing at all?

Oh yes, I reported her.

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

When you have to double check to ensure all the updates are installed

 

[NETWizz]

"Once it's on, it's not coming off," my ass. "It will break the windshield if they try to remove it themselves..." I could easily remove it with no damage to my car in fewer than 3 minutes! We would test that hypothesis with my old, trusty DeWalt drill in the trunk. It realistically would take all of maybe 30 seconds to drill some holes straight through the Barnacle's chassis adding some much needed ventilation to those so called "industrial strength suction cups."

 

[frase]

"Once it's on, it's not coming off," my ass. "It will break the windshield if they try to remove it themselves..." I could easily remove it with no damage to my car in fewer than 3 minutes! We would test that hypothesis with my old, trusty DeWalt drill in the trunk. It realistically would take all of maybe 30 seconds to drill some holes straight through the Barnacle's chassis adding some much needed ventilation to those so called "industrial strength suction cups."

Is this an Apple Car? LMAO

@TechLady I cant grow a beard lol still @ 43, I met my new partner online. Not Tinder though lol.

 

[TechLady]

"My sister's TV, after she had kept it in front of her fireplace mantle that 'only had the pilot light on'":

 

[GTP]

"My sister's TV, after she had kept it in front of her fireplace mantle that 'only had the pilot light on'":

 

[Altster]

"My sister's TV, after she had kept it in front of her fireplace mantle that 'only had the pilot light on'":

Time to replace the pilot light with electronic ignition!

 

[NETWizz]

Time to replace the pilot light with electronic ignition!

She lied... I suspect... that looks like a bit more heat than a pilot light.

 

[Moltuae]

 

[Porthos]

figured I'd marry into a family.

She lied... I suspect... that looks like a bit more heat than a pilot light.

Did it still work? Who looks at the back of a TV?

 

[NETWizz]

 

[callthatgirl]

I have 2 rules in life now. Marry into a family, which is great for a pushing 50 yo single/no kids lady like myself.

Marry into a house, even better. I have enough money to do all the other fun stuff, travel, buy RV's, etc.

THIS!!! I'm sharing this.