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[Slaters Kustum Machines]

What would you do if you found one of these in your fence?

Probably just sh!t my pants.
Is this another one of those "common immediate death Australia things"? Seems like with California here, everything causes cancer and in Australia, everything will, eat you, stomp you into the ground, or kill you with venom......

 

[GTP]

My Country by Dorothea Mackellar 1904

Full poem here:
http://www.dorotheamackellar.com.au/archive/mycountry.htm

 

[Markverhyden]

What would you do if you found one of these in your fence?

Fire up the grill!

 

[Mr. Ingram's Computer Repair & Shoppe]

About 80% of my customers are this dude.

 

[Larry Sabo]

The snakes are mating, not fighting

Hi honey, I'm home. How about a hug? Urghnnnn, gasp, croak.

 

[frase]

Probably just sh!t my pants.
Is this another one of those "common immediate death Australia things"? Seems like with California here, everything causes cancer and in Australia, everything will, eat you, stomp you into the ground, or kill you with venom......

..and that's just the politicians!

 

[GTP]

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What would you do if you found one of these in your fence?

 

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[Markverhyden]

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Not posting the youtube direct video link for obvious reasons. Warning, not for the faint of heart.

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/03/python-snake-swallows-man-whole-indonesia/

 

[GTP]

In countries that have these massive snakes, I'm sure it happens more times that you would imagine.

 

[Slaters Kustum Machines]

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Some days I think progress bars still think they are reporting a dial up connection. They are just all over the place and wtf do they still say 100% and sit there for minutes. If it's 100% you should be closed!

 

[frase]

What type of pythons have teeth like that? I thought they relied on constriction rather than a set of chompers

hmm interesting saw this..

https://www.quora.com/How-can-a-pythons-bite-be-a-serious-concern-when-theyre-not-poisonous

 

[Markverhyden]

In countries that have these massive snakes, I'm sure it happens more times that you would imagine.

Many years ago, maybe 15 or so, there was a couple of pictures floating around. One showed the snake with it's belly full and the other cut open with the lower half of a person, most likely a man, hanging out. Claims it was someone who fell asleep. Probably what happened to the NatGeo guy. When I was a kid in Brazil in the '70's they occasionally reported about kids disappearing in the Amazon area later being found in the belly of anacondas.

What type of pythons have teeth like that? I thought they relied on constriction rather than a set of chompers

hmm interesting saw this..

https://www.quora.com/How-can-a-pythons-bite-be-a-serious-concern-when-theyre-not-poisonous

Bigger snake = bigger prey. So they need bigger teeth to bring in larger, heavier prey. Most snake bites hurt because they have teeth. When my daughter was young we had lots of pets, including a garter snake. Got bit many times trying to capture it after an escape. It was a sneaky little devil.

 

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As they usually consume live prey, they have teeth like that so that when swallowing prey it cant (easily) escape.
I think this a Diamond Python from North Queensland. Not 100% sure though.

From the size of it middle section it's probably just eaten. (Kangaroo, wallaby, Calf, Sheep, Goat or something)

 

[GTP]

Some days I think progress bars still think they are reporting a dial up connection. They are just all over the place and wtf do they still say 100% and sit there for minutes. If it's 100% you should be closed!

So frustrating waiting for a download. It downloads in seconds, gets to 99% then sits there for 20 minutes!
You think it must have downloaded by now so you quit and run the file....

"This file is corrupted and needs to be downloaded again..." AAAHHHHRRRR!

 

[frase]

beep boop beeeeeeeeeeeeeep brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt - miss old modem sound must set for alarm lol

 

[GTP]

beep boop beeeeeeeeeeeeeep brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt - miss old modem sound must set for alarm lol

Fun to set it up as a startup sound for Windows...

www.soundjay.com/dial-up-modem-sound-effect.htm

 

[DRPCNZ]

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Run him over with the bulldozer