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People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside.
The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper
"Carburettor frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker, voice muffled by the helmet and scarfe...
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburettor as promised.
Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jessica..."
 
Barcelona said:
People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.
Last January on a bitterly cold winter's day, a North Dakota State Trooper on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside.
The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather.
“What’s the matter? asked the Trooper
"Carburettor frozen," was the terse reply.
"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."
"I can't," said the biker, voice muffled by the helmet and scarfe...
"OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." The Trooper unzipped and promptly warmed the carburettor as promised.
Moments later the bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

A few days later, the local State Troopers’ office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorcyclist.
It began: "On behalf of my daughter Jessica..."
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I've been on the internet long enough to know that she just wasn't trying hard enough.
 
Not a customer of mine but I can imagine them calling up and saying “I might have dropped, can you have it fixed by the end of the day?” Then they bring this in.


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JoeTech said:
Not a customer of mine but I can imagine them calling up and saying “I might have dropped, can you have it fixed by the end of the day?” Then they bring this in.


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Nah that's what it would look like the day after you fixed it, and they'll claim it just cracked like that by itself just sitting on a table.
 
JoeTech said:
Not a customer of mine but I can imagine them calling up and saying “I might have dropped, can you have it fixed by the end of the day?” Then they bring this in.


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Back before digital cameras, as I would have taken a picture, a customer brought in a destroyed laptop trying to get it repaired under CompUSA extended warranty since it covered a broken screen. He said he had left it on the hood of his car and it "fell off". He did not even bother trying to wipe the tread marks off of the top.
 
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