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Markverhyden
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I'd like this 20 times if I could. LOL!!!
Altster
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like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like,
(See Mark, this is how it's done!)
DRPCNZ
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Yep I'd post it
Altster
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Okay....
So a Skeleton walks into a bar, plops down on a bar stool and tells the bartender ......
"I'll have a beer and a mop!"
So a Skeleton walks into a bar, plops down on a bar stool and tells the bartender ......
"I'll have a beer and a mop!"
Altster
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But do you think it will be cool enough NOT to overheat?Yup... She fits!
Slaters Kustum Machines
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Better add liquid cooling just to make sure.
G8racingfool
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Nono, the space is obviously so they can just fill the thing up with Nitrogen.
Porthos
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This is a real request I just got on Thumbtack. I think it should go here.
Markverhyden
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Slaters Kustum Machines
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LMAO
GTP
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Disclaimer:
Warning! The following is a "JOKE" Unfortunately JOKES may be offensive to some people. If this is you then please do not read this JOKE! It does not involve "Blondes!" Let's just pretend that they all have multicolored hair!
By posting this JOKE in the humour section I am not condoning "child abuse" or making ridicule of any person born with an impediment. This JOKE does not refer to any actual person or persons, living or dead. It is just a joke! OK?
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told Little Johnnie that if he so much as mentioned anything about the
baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding
of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he
understood completely.
When Little Johnnie looked in the crib he said, ”What a beautiful baby.” The
mother said, 'Why, Thank you, Johnnie".
Little Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?
Yes, the proud mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision.
That's great, said Little Johnnie, 'cause he'd be f**ked if he needed
glasses…..
Warning! The following is a "JOKE" Unfortunately JOKES may be offensive to some people. If this is you then please do not read this JOKE! It does not involve "Blondes!" Let's just pretend that they all have multicolored hair!
By posting this JOKE in the humour section I am not condoning "child abuse" or making ridicule of any person born with an impediment. This JOKE does not refer to any actual person or persons, living or dead. It is just a joke! OK?
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born
without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family
was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told Little Johnnie that if he so much as mentioned anything about the
baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the hiding
of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he
understood completely.
When Little Johnnie looked in the crib he said, ”What a beautiful baby.” The
mother said, 'Why, Thank you, Johnnie".
Little Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet, beautiful little hands, a
cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?
Yes, the proud mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will
have 20/20 vision.
That's great, said Little Johnnie, 'cause he'd be f**ked if he needed
glasses…..
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