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ROTFLMAO!
Humor Section!
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GTP
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In the past year, in this organisation:
36 have been accused of abusing their spouse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have served time for assault
71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving!
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up? ..........
It's the 535 members of the AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT IN CANBERRA!
36 have been accused of abusing their spouse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have served time for assault
71, repeat 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving!
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up? ..........
It's the 535 members of the AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT IN CANBERRA!
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Sounds a lot like our polytishuns here @ the USofA
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Admiral USS Nimitz: "This is Admiral Johnson of the USS Nimitz, please divert your course 15 deg north to avoid collision."
Canadian Radio Op: "I recommend you divert your course 15 deg south to avoid a collision!"
USS Nimitz: "This is Admiral Johnson of the US Navy ship Nimitz! I say again - divert your course!"
Canadian Op: "No, I'm telling you! Divert your course!"
USS Nimitz: This is Admiral Johnson of the USS Nimitz! This is the largest warship in the US Navy's Atlantic Fleet! We are accompanied by three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels! I demand that you divert your course 15 deg north, right now, that's one five degrees north or countermeasures will be taken to ensure the safety of this vessel!"
Radio Op: "This is the Ferryland Lighthouse......Your call!"
Canadian Radio Op: "I recommend you divert your course 15 deg south to avoid a collision!"
USS Nimitz: "This is Admiral Johnson of the US Navy ship Nimitz! I say again - divert your course!"
Canadian Op: "No, I'm telling you! Divert your course!"
USS Nimitz: This is Admiral Johnson of the USS Nimitz! This is the largest warship in the US Navy's Atlantic Fleet! We are accompanied by three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels! I demand that you divert your course 15 deg north, right now, that's one five degrees north or countermeasures will be taken to ensure the safety of this vessel!"
Radio Op: "This is the Ferryland Lighthouse......Your call!"
The mistake Admiral Johnson made of course is that he didn't say 'pretty please'. That's what the admiral of the USS Ponce would've done. .... That, or blasted the lighthouse with his big frikin' laser beam
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For the "vain" coffee drinkers! Crossing Cafe
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O-M-G~!
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57 PAGES!
Woo-Hoo!!!
Woo-Hoo!!!
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Don't stop now! Still plenty of humour out there!
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Some American designed cars that never made it.
Heavily influenced by the "space age!" Lol
Edit: The file was over a meg, so I had to Zip it.
Heavily influenced by the "space age!" Lol
Edit: The file was over a meg, so I had to Zip it.
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I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one..
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1950.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
Done that!
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail!
That too!
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
Yep!
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
Aha!
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
Well well!
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
Oh, no not again!
7.. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."
And I just hate that!
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE.."
Oh No!
IT'S CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
Have I already sent this to you?
Or did you send it to me?
It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1950.
Symptoms:
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
Done that!
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail!
That too!
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
Yep!
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
Aha!
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
Well well!
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
Oh, no not again!
7.. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."
And I just hate that!
8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE.."
Oh No!
IT'S CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
Have I already sent this to you?
Or did you send it to me?
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