Humor Section!

[Moltuae]

Interesting result when searching my laptop using the term "icloud"

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Intelligent suggestions based on past search history, Mark?

 

[Markverhyden]

Intelligent suggestions based on past search history, Mark?

I was thinking that if I take both Cialis and Viagra I'd get quadruple the effect.....

 

[Moltuae]

I was thinking that if I take both Cialis and Viagra I'd get quadruple the effect.....

Good idea.

Just don't swallow them both at the same time. If they get stuck in your throat you'll get a stiff neck.

 

[NETWizz]

I was thinking that if I take both Cialis and Viagra I'd get quadruple the effect.....

And here I was giving you the benefit of the doubt blaming it on Cortana because for a change it isn't Siri's fault.

 

[Porthos]

 

[NETWizz]

sdn Delivery

 

[Diggs]

Instagram has gone primal -

 

[NETWizz]

True story... Friend of mine tells me he has a computer that generally does not boot.

I turn on the computer, and it works perfectly fine to which he responds, "how did you do that? Why does it work for you?"

I reply, "Computers generally behave for me."

Friend says, "They must be able to smell fear."

I answered, "It knows it had better behave or I am going to dismantle it! Oh, and every once in a while it doesn't hurt to randomly rip some arbitrary plastic pieces off its chassis just to remind it you're still the boss."

 

[NETWizz]

Daily challenge. Put your hand on a floppy disk! i.e. actually find one!

 

[MichaelBits]

Daily challenge. Put your hand on a floppy disk! i.e. actually find one!

Pfft!!!

I keep a floppy disk next to my desk at all times!!

 

[NETWizz]

 

[nerd2u]

I used to have a job that involved me doing little to nothing all day it gets so boring so quick.

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[GreyWolf]

Well if this person feels guilty by all means send the money to my account I'll dispose of it accordingly

 

[TechLady]

(Vista is in hell)

 

[overburnz]

Pfft!!!

I keep a floppy disk next to my desk at all times!!

PIC or it didn't happen!!

 

[HCHTech]

I read that Reddit story the other day - there is no way this person isn't complicit in the crime. I want to root for them, but just can't. My "Stick it to the man!" drive died a very long time ago. Even if they somehow quietly resigned, they would be looking over their shoulder for the rest of their lives.

 

[LedHed]

A couple from me...

I used to deny AL GORE's importance to the Internet until I found out that Google's search technology is called an "AL-GORE-RITHM."

I bought Microsoft Office for my Mother-in-Law. My wife told me she didn't even own a computer, and asked why I would do such a thing. I said, "It's like the song says, WORD to your mother."

 

[GreyWolf]

When I learned that a pair of scissors could double the size I freaked out =)

 

[Porthos]

 

[Porthos]