Humor Section!

[GTP]

NO! You cannot have the latest edition of APC that only came today! It's MINE!

 

[Porthos]

 

[Tlong]

 

[frase]

lol @Porthos with the printer

I was in a mad hurry to get out yesterday had to print something. Went to print, printer went haywire and jammed. It was jammed in the carriage bigtime. Removed jam then complained about ink carriage - Kicked it and walked out. Came back later and cuddled it and works now.

 

[Porthos]

Kicked it and walked out. Came back later and cuddled it and works now.

 

[TechLady]

He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's going to find out who's naughty or nice

Santa Claus is in contravention of Article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

 

[Porthos]

 

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[Porthos]

I would like to share a personal experience with my Friends about drinking and driving. This might save you the cost and embarrassment of being arrested for DUI.
As you know, people have been known to have unexpected brushes with the authorities from time to time, often on the way home after a "social session" with family or friends.
Well, this year, it happened to me. I was out for the evening to a party and had more than several margaritas coupled with a bottle of rather nice red wine. It was held at a great restaurant.
Although relaxed, I still had the common sense to know I was slightly over the limit. That's when I did something I've never done before...I took a taxi home.
On the way home there was a police DUI Check Point, but since it was a taxi they waved it past and I arrived home safely without incident. These roadblocks can be anywhere and I realized how lucky I was to have chosen to take a taxi.

Spoiler

The real surprise to me was I had never driven a taxi before. I don't know where I got it, and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it. If you want to borrow it, give me a call.

 

[Larry Sabo]

Hahaha. You got me on that one!

 

[Porthos]

Mugshot of Ohio woman with unique face tattoos goes viral after Walmart shoplifting arrest
https://www.foxnews.com/us/mugshot-...s-goes-viral-after-walmart-shoplifting-arrest

 

[GTP]

Looks like it's fallen off a tradie's ute and bounced along the highway...

 

[Porthos]

Looks like it's fallen off a tradie's ute and bounced along the highway...

It resembles Mr T.

 

[GTP]

It resembles Mr T.

Of course! lol I completely missed both references.
We don't/didn't see a lot of "MR T" here apart from that old A-Team show and when he hosts the TV show "Worlds Craziest Fools" on one of the TV channels.

 

[Porthos]

Of course! lol I completely missed both references.
We don't/didn't see a lot of "MR T" here apart from that old A-Team show and when he hosts the TV show "Worlds Craziest Fools" on one of the TV channels.

I thought you lived in another country not another planet.

 

[GTP]

Hey you! We got our own "Bad Boys!" Where's your Mad Max or Crocodile Dundee!

 

[Porthos]

Crocodile Dundee!

 

[allanc]

Hey you! We got our own "Bad Boys!" Where's your Mad Max or Crocodile Dundee!

Hearing Mel speak 'American'... I find it hard to believe that he is from your country.
But, I know that he is.
Crocodile Dundee is another matter.

 

[GTP]

Yeah, we like to claim Russell Crow as "one of our boys" as well, but technically he was born in that outer suburb of Australia: New Zealand, lol

Both Cate Blanchette and Our Nicole have the 'Merican accent down pat!