Craigslist Hall of Shame

heres one hot off the press!


hey you all how are you doing if you computer need to be reload grade open for a new computer store reloads are going to be 35 bucks any os as long as you have a windows sticker on your computer and if you need me to save you data it will be 50 bucks so call me now before it is to late 405-XXX-XXXX same day repairs
http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/sys/1625559505.html


Hum, ................. wow! He wants to reload grade open for a new store? What the hell!
 
heres one from a few days ago, its not computer related but its funny

Bring me ten dollars and two #9 crunchwrap combos with Diet Dr. Peppers, and I'll send you away with an Ab Lounge 2 in good condition. So you can have those washboard abs, and I'll be in crunchwrap heaven, LOL. Go on, humor me.

:)
 
Craig's List should be renamed "Slave Labor Listings". The worst is film business jobs. I constantly see ads looking for sound editors, Final Cut Pro editors, After Effects editors and the like, with pay of basically $10 a hour. AND they are looking for someone with their OWN equipment, a 4 years degree, years of experience, etc, etc. Why would someone buy $15,000 worth of equipment (that will slowly become obsolete) to struggle in this business? Believe it or not there ARE people whoring themselves out in order to "build a resume" -- trouble is indie productions are still NEVER going to have the budget to pay anything more than "slave labor" rates. I don't know how people survive in the indie film business.

This is why I am working towards doing computer repair.

Hollywood, IMO, is too full of wannabe STARS, not only actors but directors too. There are too many film schools, and they turn out too many worthless directors who think they are gods.

After the worthless director gets rejected over and over, he thinks "hey, why don't *I* finance the film *myself*?" So he gets cheap actors, cheap everything, and the film gets shown at a few film festivals and that's it. The lucky ones make it to a Redbox in Nevada mining country. (Where there ARE NO people! The motto is: "The Book of Eli: LIVE IT NOW!") If the indie director can get some washed up former A Lister (10 years ago) then it ends up in a Redbox in Kansas.

Brittany Murphy was doing tons of indie flicks, and earning very little, since there's so little money to be had in D List film. Actors get paid up front, a big problem if you have no money. There's the occasional success, like that dude who made a horror film in his bedroom with his friends and a camcorder and became the toast of Hollywood. I personally think that such stories are setups meant to boost the spirits of F Listers everywhere.

Yeah, film is horrible. When I was in community college getting a worthless management degree, I had to take a theatre class, because schools are committed to "broadening horizons". The teacher said I should major in theatre arts, since I was a good actor. I turned her down. I'm not THAT stupid.
 
Hollywood, IMO, is too full of wannabe STARS, not only actors but directors too. There are too many film schools, and they turn out too many worthless directors who think they are gods.

By the way, I saw a photo once of a poster issued by the newly incorporated Hollywood Chamber of Commerce way back in 1916. It had a photo of a VERY LONG LINE of people. The caption said something the the effect that tens of thousands of people were in that line to try out for a single movie, and only 2 or 3 would be hired. The tag line, in big bold letters at the bottom: DO NOT COME TO HOLLYWOOD. People ignored that advice from that day to this.

In 1938 a family in Detroit put their two daughters, aged 8 and 10, alone on a bus to Hollywood, with written instructions to report to central casting and send for the rest of the family when they became rich and famous. Somebody apparently noticed the poor girls looking lost at Union Station in downtown LA, and told the cops. The poor kids got free tickets back to Michigan. But hey, they had an EXCELLENT adventure! This was before freeways, remember, and some roads out west still weren't paved. Some guy mailed himself in a box from Chicago to LA in like 1926 I think. This was LONG before next day airmail. He was more dead than alive when he got to California. He eventually recovered, and no his story was NOT made into a movie.
 
There's the occasional success, like that dude who made a horror film in his bedroom with his friends and a camcorder and became the toast of Hollywood.
ACK! Perhaps the worst movie I have EVER seen! Not one iota of surprise (as everything is accompanied with "BWOABWOABWOABWOA..."), hateworthy characters, huge gaping plot holes... just plain laughably awful. Thank god I watched it at a friend's place or I'd have wanted money back.
 
slave labor for pc repair

here is are 2 prize listings from craigslist:lokat what they want to pay for the expertise they want in position #2:eek:

Date: 2010-03-03, 11:29AM EST
Reply to: job-sf7s2-1626479349@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Dear Craigslist Candidate:

Our client moved locations and is looking for someone that can lug and plug. This is a PC Support position for a candidate to work on a contract basis. The client would like someone right out of school with a degree in Computer Science.
No professional experience is OK. Need to be sharp and ready to learn.
This position is Monday thru Friday.

If you are interested and meet the qualification, please send resume ASAP.


Location: Wayne, NJ
Compensation: $10/hr



Junior IT Position (Downtown)
Date: 2010-03-04, 8:39PM EST
Reply to: job-uvfvg-1629053542@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

CASO Inc. is seeking a junior solutions engineer with preferred experience installing, configuring and supporting enterprise content management platforms, business process workflows and imaging software products such as Documentum ApplicationXtender, Digitech, Kofax, Captiva and Teleform. Foundation IT skills are 2 years experience with window servers, Microsoft databases, websites, enterprise software implementations, SQL, active directory, internet sites, firewalls, storage arrays and so on. This is a customer facing role so the right candidate will complement excellent IT skills with very good interpersonal skills.

CASO is a New York City based company offering a comprehensive selection of document imaging software, document management software, electronic forms software, and document imaging equipment, document scanning and microfilming services. We are intensely focused on tailoring systems and services to achieve each client’s specific needs. Our clientele includes fortune 500 companies.

Job description - Solutions Engineer (Junior)
The Junior Solutions Engineer is responsible for assisting with diverse technical deliverables including: pre-sales support, software installations, database configurations, writing SOWs; and designing, implementing and supporting content management solutions and business process automations. The engineer also supports workstations, laptops, networks, web sites, firewalls and office technologies for clients and internally. This position requires the ability to learn how to effectively define, estimate, track and implement technical deliverables for multiple simultaneous client implementations. Above average communication skills including experience dealing with key clients, time-pressured users and executive management is required.

Education: 4-year Degree in MIS or Computer Science is preferred but not mandatory for the individual with significant experience in IT.

Certification Preferred: MSCE (will consider MCPs)

Foundational Technical Skills (2 or more)
- 1 years administration of windows servers, networks (hardware and software)
- 1 years administration of windows databases, internet sites and enterprise applications
- 1 years project management on system implementations or 3 years technical manager
- 1 year .NET / SQL programming experience

Specialized Technical Skills:
Experience implementing ANY of the following products:
- EMC Documentum - ApplicationXtender Suite
- Kofax, Cardiff, Captiva Software, etc.
- Documentum Content Management Products
- Filenet Products - Image, Form, Report, Capture, etc.

Travel required: occasional with a 45 minute maximum commute from our downtown Manhattan office.

Compensation: $20/hour plus benefits & paid vacation





Craig's List should be renamed "Slave Labor Listings". The worst is film business jobs. I constantly see ads looking for sound editors, Final Cut Pro editors, After Effects editors and the like, with pay of basically $10 a hour. AND they are looking for someone with their OWN equipment, a 4 years degree, years of experience, etc, etc. Why would someone buy $15,000 worth of equipment (that will slowly become obsolete) to struggle in this business? Believe it or not there ARE people whoring themselves out in order to "build a resume" -- trouble is indie productions are still NEVER going to have the budget to pay anything more than "slave labor" rates. I don't know how people survive in the indie film business.

This is why I am working towards doing computer repair.
 
This was posted yesterday.

Worried about Johnny Repairman dropping the dime on your ass? Worry no more. I will fix your computer discreetly. I don't care what kind of sick crap you've been looking at on the internet, or how many spreadsheets full of other people's credit card numbers are clogging your hard drive. Anything that's wrong with your machine, I will fix quickly and cheaply. Will pick up and deliver within reason. I fix now and you pay later. Deal? Yes. Yes it is. Total confidentiality guaranteed. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx
 
Worried about Johnny Repairman dropping the dime on your ass? Worry no more. I will fix your computer discreetly. I don't care what kind of sick crap you've been looking at on the internet, or how many spreadsheets full of other people's credit card numbers are clogging your hard drive. Anything that's wrong with your machine, I will fix quickly and cheaply. Will pick up and deliver within reason. I fix now and you pay later. Deal? Yes. Yes it is. Total confidentiality guaranteed. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx

This guy is going to attract some "wonderful" clients. Sleazebags, freaks, dealers, connected guys, the whole trash bag full of miscreants.
 
This was posted yesterday.

Worried about Johnny Repairman dropping the dime on your ass? Worry no more. I will fix your computer discreetly. I don't care what kind of sick crap you've been looking at on the internet, or how many spreadsheets full of other people's credit card numbers are clogging your hard drive. Anything that's wrong with your machine, I will fix quickly and cheaply. Will pick up and deliver within reason. I fix now and you pay later. Deal? Yes. Yes it is. Total confidentiality guaranteed. Call xxx-xxx-xxxx
I was just about to post that one up. I laughed pretty hard when I saw it, but then I realized there are certainly some people out there that would try to take advantage of that.
 
Wow! That's an IBM 8086 PC/XT and probably a Okidata or Epson 9 pin dot matrix printer! Note the 5 1/4 diskettes and the high $$ RGB monitor! I'm guessing the picture was taken around 1984.
 
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Hahaha! I bursted out laughing at this one. http://provo.craigslist.org/cps/1643197950.html

"I'm Cheaper than any Computer place around !
35$ for assessment and first hour !!!!
20$ each additional hour.
209 six17-5000 call for more info"

The pictures are what make it pure GOLD! lol. :p
a blue collar comedy joke comes to my mind ,I can see Jeff Foxworthy saying you might be a redneck if this is how you fix computers and he shows the craigslist ad.
 
cute college laptop exp. boy wanted (so.shore nas /suf)

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/cps/1661794566.html

I am a compter dummy.I need u 2 sho me how to set up outlook express.Ill give 20 bucks & a great bj./in your house ,room or car Id like toe exchange photos first --Im skinny,white 5"9',150 lbs 32 waist be similar

Yeah that one came across the oklahoma city one also.

This is a locl one i though was funny:

DAVID GOODPASTURE dba DOES NOT COMPUTE in Moore, OK and JONATHAN COUCH, formerly employed by DAVID GOODPASTURE. I bought computer, 2 days later I had to take it back and they swapped it out. That one lasted about 35 days. It was in their shop for over six weeks and I was given lots of excuses. Their "warranty" is worthless. I was NOT offered a replacement during time they had it in their possession in their shop. Finally they brought me a different computer. It was (1) dirty, (2) would not power up, and (3) was a downgrade from what I had purchased. I returned computer to David Goodpasture. He told me he did not have money to refund me. Said he would pay me "in a couple of days". He signed for return of computer and wrote a note to me saying he would pay me "within 15 days". I called to remind him of his promise to refund me. Now he will not take my calls. He has apparently cancelled his phone of 405 237-3161, as the phone company now says it is temporarily out of service. He uses cell phones to do business. I can only suggest that you KNOW WHO YOU ARE DOING BUSINESS WITH. I tried to get him to pay me, per his promise, TO SAVE HIM COURT COSTS. He will not return my calls. Please do not get taken by these people as I did.
http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/sys/1659694221.html
 
How are these people still operating? This is pretty flagrant.

http://carbondale.craigslist.org/cps/1652391571.html

I will reformat or upgrade your system to windows 7 ultimate for only 40.00.I hate to do it this cheap but i must stick to my word.I AM THE CHEAPEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
So please give me a call at 618-XXX-XXXX to set up an appointment and mention this ad and itll be flat 40.00.
 
Tom the ill ass computer repairman (holbrook)

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cps/1669330676.html

You got a problem with your ****** ass computer?
Then you should call Tom the Ill Ass Computer Repairman!

He can fix it all.
You got a hardware problem?
He can fix that ****!
You got a software problem?
He can fix that ****!
You got a virus?
Stop downloading porn! And then he'll fix that ****.

Don't go to any of those whack ass other guys.
Contact Tom the Ill Ass Computer Repairman before it's too late!


All the censored words were a slang term for feces.
 
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