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I have a friend that also does PC repair. He charges $50 flat rate. I charge $125, and deal almost stricktly with businesses. I was totally overbooked one weekend with more repairs than I was going to be able to do, so I "Outsorced" the repair to him. (Simple virus cleanup). He does good work, so I wasn't concerned.

End result, I made $75 on a repair that I simply transported...

Perhaps you could take advantage of the $30 guy? :-)

Just kidding of course...But, you might check him out. You never know when you could use some help. I, obviously, wouldn't just sub it out to anyone...You'd have to feel comfortable with thier skills, but don't write him off simply because he charges less than you.

Some peopel prefer to work harder rather than smarter. :-P
 
This is an actual ad on craigslist in my area:

UNRELIABLE HIGH-COST COMPOOTER REPAIR (TRAILERPARK, CHICOPEE)

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Date: 2011-03-31, 11:59AM EDT
Reply to: serv-uqscc-2297171931@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP ON YOUR COMPUTER IF YOU
LET ME GIVE YOU A FREE DIAGNOSTIC. CALL 413-593-0792

LOTS OF DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS!
 
I have a friend that also does PC repair. He charges $50 flat rate. I charge $125, and deal almost stricktly with businesses. I was totally overbooked one weekend with more repairs than I was going to be able to do, so I "Outsorced" the repair to him. (Simple virus cleanup). He does good work, so I wasn't concerned.

End result, I made $75 on a repair that I simply transported...

Perhaps you could take advantage of the $30 guy? :-)

Just kidding of course...But, you might check him out. You never know when you could use some help. I, obviously, wouldn't just sub it out to anyone...You'd have to feel comfortable with thier skills, but don't write him off simply because he charges less than you.

Some peopel prefer to work harder rather than smarter. :-P

Would you really want someone with that "I am better than anyone else" attitude working for you? Sorry, I wouldn't.
 
Would you really want someone with that "I am better than anyone else" attitude working for you? Sorry, I wouldn't.

If thier work was good, it helped me out when overbooked, and I made money on it in the end? Wouldn't bother me a bit. I'm in business to make money, not bolster my ego.

If he really felt he was better than anyone else, he'd charge more.

The person I was referring to in my first post/repsone to the OP, thinks he's the hottest thing around when it comes to PC repairs... And that's fine. I don't really care. He calls me when he gets in over his head on network jobs (When he tells people he knows what he's doing, but then can't complete the job)... The end result is, I get paid.

It's kind of like a reseller arrangement. In some cases, I use my advertising/marketing/word of mouth to get business, and sometimes I need help completing all the work. If he can do it, and I can still make money, I don't care what he thinks of himself, nor does he care what I think of myself. He makes what he thinks he's worth, I make what I want, and the customer gets thier machine repaired.

I don't have to deal with his "Attitude", assuming your claim that he has one... As long as he does the work I'm paying him for, that's all I care about...
 
This guy is offering computer repair for free! Pretty soon the techs will have to start paying the customers to fix their computer!

Computer Repair (Free) (VA Beach/Norfolk)

Really would like to get paid, but I have no issue helping you if you need it. So I do offer to help you with your computer repair if I can. Just let me know what issue you are having, hardware/program/virus/forgotten passwords. Worst I can tell you is that I can not help. This may also give you the chance to fix and sell one of your presently unusable machines. Again just ask. Hope to hear from you.
 
I haven't been on Craigslist for a long time, but I'm glad to see that things never change. These ads are all from the same guy, on the same day...and they get more shady with each one he posts.

I will upgrade your software and remove all viruses. I make house calls. I will install whatever software you desire. I will install maintenance software as well as virus protection. My base rate is $50. For house calls its another $25. Compare my cost to my competitors. Great value and top service.

Ok...not so bad I guess....

I make house calls and will upgrade your laptop or desktop with the best software for your system possible. I have a Microsoft certification an associates in networking .I will install the latest version of it as well with maintenance programs to ensure continued optimized performance and health. If you are a smaller business owner I will install Quickbooks Professional 2011 and Office Professional 2010. I will perform all of these tasks for a fraction of the cost that Geek Squad will.

Still not SO bad....but, wait...Why are you mentioning those SPECIFIC programs?

PIMP OUT YOUR LAPTOP Just bring your laptop to my apartment and I will load the latest and greatest software fully activated and registered on your laptop and remove any and all viruses from it. I will include Office Pro 2010, antivirus and the best upkeep program available on the market. This will all be done within two hours and I guarantee my work. I make computer cleaning and updating affordable. I will also include a tutorial of how to access any and all music, movies and software as an added bonus. You too can easily be a Geek!!!! lol

Ah, it all becomes clear! That added bonus tutorial about "accessing any and all music, movies and software" pretty much gives him away.
 
Then there's this guy:

I have A WIDE VERIETY OF COMPUTERS AND LAPTOPS.WE DO VIRUS REMOVAL AND REPAIR.AND UPGRADES. Ms OFFICE suite AND RESTORED TO WINDOWS 7 OR XP. WE DO HAVE OLDER VERSTIONS OF WINDOWS BUT NOT RECOMENDED. IF ITS A PROBLEM WITH YOUR COMPUTER SAVE MONEY , GAS and TIME, BRING TO US. 1 HOUR USUALLY TO REMOVE VIRUS,SPYWARE.MALWARE CLEAN RESTORE SYSTEM COMPLETELY WITH WARRENTY. call XXXXXXXXXX norman CALL XXXXXXXXX , If you have questions too please give me a call.

A+ & NET + Certs

QUICKCOMP

I don't know if I'd trust a "tech" that can't fix their own caps locks issues. (or use spell check)
 
Then there's this guy:



I don't know if I'd trust a "tech" that can't fix their own caps locks issues. (or use spell check)

Wow! That is terrible. I would be embarrassed to post that. Can't even use a spell checker. There is just no structure to sentences, no grammar and the spelling sucks. He actually posted his phone numbers too...All I can say is ...WOW!
 
Network Cabling (southern illinois)

Date: 2012-09-13, 9:10AM CDT
Reply to this post nqjhr-3259284588@serv.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Do you or your organization/bussiness need a new professional computer network installed cat 5e cat 6 wiring/fiber i specialize in the design and installation of compuer networks message me too setup a meeting too discuse your network needs.
Location: southern illinois
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3259284588

I wonder what language he can "discuse" in.


Edit: I think I found his clone.

Hi I'm drew im offering professional service for both desktop computers and laptops. I have over 15 years experience. I charge on the job not on the hour and pricing to meat everyone's budget. You get free diagnostics with susesful repairs, Most repairs are compleat within 24 hours and i offer a 7 day repair warrantee on all work compleat so if you need repairs or hardware installs, virus removal or even PC tuneup please call 618-751-3399 thank you


Location: Marion
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3261500215
 
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HA! I haven't thought of this thread in a while. I took a look at Craigslist, too...
and....Actually, not much catching my eye. Although....

What the heck? This guy has a decent enough site, has a few memberships (BBB, Chamber of Commerce, etc)...but only charges $25 flat rate? Not $25/hr...$25 flat. Holy cow.


Mobile ****** Computer Repair
Available 6AM to 9PM
$25 Flat Rate for all services.
xxx-xxx-xxxx
*****@*****.com
www.**********.com
We perform repairs of desktops, laptops, windows non boot issues, blue screens, windows password resets, broken lcd replacements, virus, spyware and malware removal, operating system reinstallas, upgrades, PC tune ups, data backup and transfer, and more.


Edit: And this ad:
Anything computer related we can do. From small to big. We offer everything but not limited to -Building custom computer -Replacing or fixing hardware -Virus, spyware, malware removal -New operating systems -Reformat's -Anti-virus protection -Networking (wireless routers, etc, etc) -Hard drive data transfer -Software and programs -Music and movies We charge an hourly rate starting at $45 hr if you bring it to us and $65 hr if we go come to you. 1 hr minimum just to look at it. We can build full on custom gaming computer that all your friends will drool over and can literally handle any game on the current market. If this sounds like something you would like or need just give us a call xxx-xxx-xxxx. Ask for Ken (Dj Buddha) or Mario (Dj Opt1kal)

It seems fairly normal, until the end "Dj Buddha or "Dj Opt1kal". What the heck is that?
 
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Hello. My name is xxxxxxxxxx

I reformat computers. 45$, Per reformat. Windows xp/vista/7. From windows xp I'll upgrade it to 7.


For 45$ You get Windows 7/ All up to updates that come with it. As well as 100% Activation. One that will not expire within 30 days. As well as Microsoft Essentials (Because you do not need avg, or any other anti-virus).


If you would like to contact me for this service please do so by emailing me (My phone doesn't renew until the 18. Then I can start accepting calls again). Actually you can text me x] 256xxxxxx

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I can remove some of the worst viruses, spyware, malware, rootkits, etc. Preform complete factory resets on laptops/desktops, Install/Re-install Windows XP/7 all for the lowest prices around. The cheapest price around is "$75", I only charge "$30-$50" for virus removal, factory restore, cmos wipe, hardware fix, windows installs, and more! CALL ONLY at (xxx) xxxxxxx my name is xxxxxx. I do this from my home and you bring your computer to me so you know where I live and have no fear of not getting your computer(s) back.
 
Here in Canada, we tend to use Kijiji over Craigslist, but same idea...

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★Your Computer is Very Slow? .★. Infected by a virus(s).★.Not responding?.★.Won’t start?.★.Freezing?.★.Shutting down automatically?.★..★.Forgot your password?.★.Do you need to copy your data from your old computer to another one? ★. Blue Screen?
DON’T WORRY WE FIX IT ALL FOR YOU and
We’ll bring all of your files back to you
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★★★ALL INCLUSIVE $39★★★
Having a problem??? ….That’s No Problem for us
No hourly fees ..you only pay when your problem is fixed
We do the following:
· Upgrade XP, Vista to Windows 7… MsOffice 2010
· Format, Virus / spyware removal
· Password Recovery (Login Password, System Password, File Password)
· Laptopscreen repair and replacement
· Data recovery>>Retrieve the deleted pictures, clips And any other files, Outlook e-mails
· Blue screen show or Black Screen Problems
· DC Jack Power Repair
· Setup Networks, Servers Installation, Network Design & Administration
We repair all kinds of problems for your
Notebook (Laptop) , Netbook , Desktop & Network
647- 878 - 1088
SAME DAY SERVICE
24Hours 7 days Service
Free Diagnosis… Free Estimate
Qualifications
Microsoft Product Specialists
Microsoft Trainers
Computer / Network technician for 12 yrs
We don't sell any of Microsoft products


Wow! 24/7 service for $39 ALL INCLUSIVE? Some day I just may call at 3 AM to test that. Also, I like how they advertise Win 7 upgrades and Office 2010 ($39 all inclusive!), but "we don't sell any of Microsoft products". I'm sure you don't, guy!
 
Don't make fun of my ad!

Oh wait ... I wasn't supposed to tell you guys about my pizza hour...

Here in Canada, we tend to use Kijiji over Craigslist, but same idea...

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★Your Computer is Very Slow? .★. Infected by a virus(s).★.Not responding?.★.Won’t start?.★.Freezing?.★.Shutting down automatically?.★..★.Forgot your password?.★.Do you need to copy your data from your old computer to another one? ★. Blue Screen?
DON’T WORRY WE FIX IT ALL FOR YOU and
We’ll bring all of your files back to you
………
★★★ALL INCLUSIVE $39★★★
Having a problem??? ….That’s No Problem for us
No hourly fees ..you only pay when your problem is fixed
We do the following:
· Upgrade XP, Vista to Windows 7… MsOffice 2010
· Format, Virus / spyware removal
· Password Recovery (Login Password, System Password, File Password)
· Laptopscreen repair and replacement
· Data recovery>>Retrieve the deleted pictures, clips And any other files, Outlook e-mails
· Blue screen show or Black Screen Problems
· DC Jack Power Repair
· Setup Networks, Servers Installation, Network Design & Administration
We repair all kinds of problems for your
Notebook (Laptop) , Netbook , Desktop & Network
647- 878 - 1088
SAME DAY SERVICE
24Hours 7 days Service
Free Diagnosis… Free Estimate
Qualifications
Microsoft Product Specialists
Microsoft Trainers
Computer / Network technician for 12 yrs
We don't sell any of Microsoft products


Wow! 24/7 service for $39 ALL INCLUSIVE? Some day I just may call at 3 AM to test that. Also, I like how they advertise Win 7 upgrades and Office 2010 ($39 all inclusive!), but "we don't sell any of Microsoft products". I'm sure you don't, guy!
 
At least this guy is only quoting a diag here ... but the number of Kijiji promises to beat every other price on Kijiji makes me want to pit them against each other in a 3 way phone call.

***************

Repair with confident: Guranteed Low price$$$$$$$$$

- Notebook/Netbook/Desktop repairs:
- Internet security
- Hrdware problems
- Virus Removal
- Wireless network security
- Data recovery
- Drive Imaging
- Upgrading/downgrading to windows operating systems
- Password removal such as windows 2000 through windows 7
- Bios master password
- Hardrive password
-Laptop DC jack repairs/Replacement
-Laptop Screen Repairs/Replacement
Laptop freezing/constantly overheating/random shutdown/bluescreens and other: these signs means your laptop needs internal cleanup,Get your laptop cleaned up cheaper i can gurantee best and cheaper price$$$$$$$.
-Diagnosis: Get your commputer Diagnose Half price Reg price $40, NOW only $20
 
kind of reminds me of where i used to work for.. they would sell used stuff as "new"

and i swear they had at least 5tb of pirated softwares..somehow my old boss used to get a hold of mac pros, and real servers for like 200$..

i tried my best, but wow it gets tiring working for a nazi boss who doesn't know squat
 
This is definitely the lowest price I've seen so far.


we working on personal computers( software-hardware) our fixed charge is 15 dollars to fix any computer plus the parts and programs if needed
we have all kinds of parts and accessories for your pc or laptop we can visit you at your home if you need a service at home , our certified team will fix it at your home-
Text at :xxxxxxxxxx and get your computer fix and configure with the lowest prices in the area around



I'm seriously thinking of doing the "I fix $15 repairs" ad.
 
This is definitely the lowest price I've seen so far.


we working on personal computers( software-hardware) our fixed charge is 15 dollars to fix any computer plus the parts and programs if needed
we have all kinds of parts and accessories for your pc or laptop we can visit you at your home if you need a service at home , our certified team will fix it at your home-
Text at :xxxxxxxxxx and get your computer fix and configure with the lowest prices in the area around



I'm seriously thinking of doing the "I fix $15 repairs" ad.

Dang I thought I had found the lowest priced guy around with this gem:

"will fix computer towers, laptops for $20,for more info call xxx-xxx-xxxx"

I like the "I fix $20 repairs" ad idea :D
 
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