Cannot Stand my new Neighbor

NETWizz

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Okay, so I live in an apartment complex and have a new neighbor. I have tried to like her, but we are 100% different on EVERYTHING... ALWAYS.

It is to the point I am afraid to say anything because I am always wrong, so I just nod smile and let her do all the talking...

She text-ed me wanting to go out to eat (I will go with anybody because a group or the company of another beats going alone and going out beats eating at home.):

Here was today's example of why I think I am going to just stop:

We are talking and she brought up her new car (a Prius) and how she is loving it...

I mentioned I have a friend who is probably going to be looking for a new car because here 2006 engine blew up (I think it threw a connecting rod or something catostropic because there is a hole in the engine block :eek:)...

Conversation with neighbor with Prius:

Her: I have had several cars with engines that blew up!

Me: You have?? More than one?? Hugh??

Her: Yeah, I have had "two" cars blow up.

Me: Wow. Why so many? What happened?

Her: They didn't have any oil.

Me: Hugh? How were they that low on oil? Did the engines leak or burn oil?

Her: No, they just didn't have ANY oil because I didn't add it.

Me: Hugh? They can't not have any oil even if you didn't add it.

Her: How would there be oil if I didn't add it?

Me: Unless the car burns oil or leaks it out, whatever oil is in there will stay in there until the end of time...

Her: No, you aren't listening. How would there be any oil if I didn't add it?

Me: They come pre-filled with oil from the factory because they would barely make it off the car lot as new cars if they had no oil.:D Each time you get an oil change it is completely drained and filled with new oil to the "full" line, so any minuscule amount that gets burned would be replaced.

Me: Now if your engine leaked oil or burned lots of oil, I could see it getting too low and seizing up.

Her: If you don't ever add oil, what exactly do you think would happen to the engine?

Me: The oil would remain in the crank case but eventually sludge up and turn gummy and nasty like roofing tar and the engine would seize up.


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Later during dinner I asked, "What car did you have that didn't survive you not adding oil?"

Her: I had a Mazda RX7

Me: [Bashes Head on Table... You had a ROTORY Engine! Those consume a LOT of oil, which is why you MUST add it.] :D
 
So you have made the decision not to see her anymore because of the lack of knowledge of the combustion engine. You should take it upon yourself to go buy some women products and see if she criticizes your lack of knowledge.
 
"Hugh??"

Who is this Hugh you both keep talking about ?

ps- If a chick asks you out to dinner, don't bash her lack of automotive knowledge. Just try to enjoy the meal and see where the date goes.
 
It is not about her lack of automotive knowledge. I could absolutely care less... This is just an example.

It is about her know-it-all attitude about EVERYTHING even when she is wrong.

I have a whole list of other things she does that piss me off...
 
Seen that before, guessing she also has that, absent thought process on things problem too.

I see your point, and I would drop it like a bad habit, you will end up picking up that habit if you don't watch out.
 
"Hugh??"

Who is this Hugh you both keep talking about ?

That's what I was wondering. I was thinking maybe its her name.

But anyway, most women are horrible about car maintenance. Their ideas of automobile maintenance are add gas when the gauge gets to E. Other than that, drive them until they break down. I've been at the gas station filling up and seen women pull in pretty much overheating with steam coming out from under the hood. Run inside the gas station to grab a drink and take off without even thinking twice about steam coming from under the hood. Can't really blame her for being female and and therefor not having the maintenance chromosome. Besides the fact she seems like an airhead.
 
Maybe it's just a poor example of your interactions with her, but it sounds like you were trying to be a know-it-all, arguing about HER engine failures when she knew exactly why they failed. I'm wondering why she would want to have dinner with YOU?! :p

Do you knock three times on her door? It all feels a lot like a Sheldon/Penny interaction. ;)
 
The most important question here...."Is she cute?" Does she wear a thong?


She is most definitely NOT cute, and I pray to god she doesn't wear a thong.:D

If she wore a thong, she would look like this:
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:eek:
 
I am anti-social and not real great with the ladies, but...

She is the first woman whom I feel that I am actually doing HER a favor being seen with her in public. :eek:
 
STOP reposting that pictures AHAHAHHHHHHhh

My wife walked in, at just the wrong time... haha :eek:
 
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