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A farmer had three daughters, all young and very pretty. He guarded them with a shotgun. Friday night came and he heard a knock at the door. The farmer answered with his gun. A young man in suit and tie stood there with flowers. The farmer exclaimed “What do you want boy?" The young man...

Network set as public or private?

It's a dell.

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone." Immediately, the husband drove down town to confront the...

A guy walks into a bar with his dog, plops him on a barstool, and orders a bourbon & Coke. 🥃 Then he turns to the dog and says, “What’ll you have, Rover?” Rover looks at the bartender and says, “Scotch and soda - light on the soda.” 🐶🍸 The bartender stares. “No way. That dog can’t talk - you’re...

Pc image for sure. Sean there has recovered a number of drives for me in the past.

Guys, can we please keep this thread on track. If it continues to derail, then you know what will happen. Action may be taken against members for breaking forum rules. Thanks

Two Statisticians are flying across the Pacific Ocean to a conference in Sydney Australia; they’re in a 747. When they are 8 hours into the 14 hour flight, the plane finds itself in the middle of a huge thunderstorm. So, there’s turbulence, not too bad, but they bounce around… And then...

Over here in the UK, xero is really being pushed with advertising. Every damned hour it feels like.

It's fine here. Thanks for asking. Unless you want me to move it...

Let the kitten take a swipe of it. Crikey he does a great job at swiping the detritus from the forum lol

Here's the other..

This is my cat lol

thanks for the heads up. I don't need to have to do any research, before I have my snack... ;) Talking of which, human I'm currently laid on your shoulder, and you aren't petting me, or giving me ANY attention.. Pfft. Suppose I'll have to make up my own game. Oh looky here. I see a spam...

I use quick assist as well. Not being in the business full time any longer, I don't have any reason to use software I need to pay for any longer.

An FBI agent goes to deliver a warrant to search the premises of this country bumkin. The agent knocks on the door and an old and weathered looking man of about sixty answers. The agent says, I have a warrant to search the property and shows the old guy the warrant, the old guy looks it over and...

What is the value of the grc, compared to the energy consumption?

Depends on how long the sermon goes on for. Not that I'm prone to doing it a lot ahem... But I once did make the congregation laugh so much, with the vicar droning on and on. I just couldn't help myself, and let one almighty loud, long leg shivering one out. The vicar when he stopped...

@Markverhyden Mark, I've edited your message to remove the link to the website in question.

Thanks Brian. I forgot to edit the link. In mark's post,I'm not able to edit the quote per se. So have removed the quote entirely.