Might use this in advertising
....I've put on weight since then.
We used to have two cats, mad animals, utterly daft as they normally are.
On a Friday afternoon (I finished my old job at 12.30 on Fridays) I got fish & chips, and would share my fish with them.
One of them would fall asleep in front of the fire, with his paws all over the place. You could grab his paws and rearrange them into a better position. Backwards and forwards, He never even woke up.
Both fell pray to a busy nearby road......
We might get a moggie in the future, but again we now live near a busy road.
We do have a hamster though.
Why are all animals mad ?
Exposure to me ?
Perhaps.
..... Or the narcotic substances I lace their food with.