The first Britons were black, Natural History Museum DNA study reveals

[ComputerRepairTech]

@Moltuae you post in the crypto thread so much I automatically associated your avatar to crypto and read the thread title as "the first bitcoins were black..." ooooh britons ok that makes more sense.

 

[alluseridsrejected]

Just thinking...if Microsoft ever does get around to making a computer out of DNA, it's going to lend a whole new meaning to those 'Windows has committed a fatal error' messages....

and when a user tells you "my computer died". Or upon implementing new software you say "we are live". Or if it starts running slow and someone says "you need to feed the squirrels".

 

[Krynn72]

First program to run on a living computer made from DNA:

Hello World.

When your computer dies overnight you'll wake up to the smell of rotting flesh.

 

[GTP]

First program to run on a living computer made from DNA:

Hello World.

When your computer dies overnight you'll wake up to the smell of rotting flesh.

If you wake up at all because it's taken over your body while you slept!

....and now all you can say is "Hi, I'm Cortana and I'm here to drive you crazy!"