No worries my friend! Thanks for your tips!
I decided not to include my pricing and would rather have leads call me because I've decided to work on a sliding scale. I worked out my hourly rate that I need to charge vs. the hourly rate I can easily get away with charging in my area, and it turns out there's quite a discrepancy; so, for those people who earnestly cannot pay what I'm asking, I'm willing to flex a bit
I've estimated only 2-3% return
I plan on starting like you say with about a thousand flyers, and going from there. If I can get even 20 clients from that, that's a lot of money compared to the amount that I have now, and those clients will give me referrals, and I'll be able to reinvest a chunk of that into more flyers. Rinse & repeat

If I can get the copies for 7c/per, that's only $70 + the time it takes to put them out (local church, mall, workplace parking lots, shouldn't take too long, say 12 solid hours being generous @ $10/hr) = $200/20 clients on the low side, 1hr minimum at $55 minimum per hour with 1 hour minimum charge, that's $45 per client x 20 = $900 return for every $200 spent on a 'bad day'.
I hope the return will be a bit greater and it should be too considering that's my low end per hour rate that you'd have to haggle me to, and most people will be up-sold as much as I can benefit them. I'm excited just thinking about it, especially since I'll be doing the handing out myself at first, so my "cost" will be a bit lower
p.s.: I think this is how everyone should be equating the cost of their marketing, at least similar in essence to this.
Anyone agree/disagree with my logic or that statement?