I Can Bring Your Computer Back From The Dead

[Mike McCall]

Need a chuckle?

https://salem.craigslist.org/cps/d/salem-can-bring-your-computer-back-from/6783836814.html

 

[seashore]

Wow what a sales pitch. And without taking a single breath.

 

[nerd2u]

I love how he gives no contact info what so ever and goes on and on about how he can fix anything then at the very end says if he can't fix it then he will not charge you.

I highly doubt he has done any work for the justice department or fire department.

I don't think I could trust a person who can't even formulate a paragraph or capitalize sentences.

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[mraikes]

To be honest, after reading that whole thing I'm jazzed, I'm pumped I tell ya! I'm a Fred Fan now!

Now I want to meet Fred. Too bad Fred's so far away. Or maybe that's a good thing - no one wants to compete with Fred.

 

[Mike McCall]

You'd think the good people of Salem would know how to handle that kind of claim by now.

...or get taken by tech support calls.

 

[kwest]

Wow what a sales pitch. And without taking a single breath.

My thoughts exactly. Hahaha. Can someone give this guy a period.

 

[ComputerRepairTech]

"i can also fix graphics cards seriously dont throw out your broken card cause they also are fixable never give up thats my motto"

If he could actually fix some of the newer cards he is in the wrong business. Id be buying all those EVGA gtx 1080 ti's on ebay for parts and reselling ^_^

Edit: I'm terrible at soldering

 

[HFultzjr]

He forgot.......................

My full time job is teach engrish at duh local hi skoal.

 

[sapphirescales]

Don't discount people on Craigslist guys. It depends on the area, but I've found a few people that do board level repair work on Craigslist. Not everyone that's good at doing their job is a good businessman (hence why employees exist).

 

[nerd2u]

You don't have to be a perfect business man to form a sentence or a paragraph

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[phaZed]

Don't discount people on Craigslist guys. It depends on the area, but I've found a few people that do board level repair work on Craigslist. Not everyone that's good at doing their job is a good businessman (hence why employees exist).

That wasn't one of 'em!

 

[sapphirescales]

You don't have to be a perfect business man to form a sentence or a paragraph

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No, but poor grammar skills doesn't mean they're necessarily bad at their job. A lot of the best technicians I've dealt with have been autistic. Autistic people tend to be laser-focused on one area in their life, be it computers, trains, engines, etc. and everything else is irrelevant to them. Just don't make them deal with the customers as they typically have poor social skills.

 

[Your PCMD]

100% success rate LIES

 

[MichaelBits]

No, but poor grammar skills doesn't mean they're necessarily bad at their job.

True, but it's unprofessional and from my point of view, shows a lack of character.

 

[Moltuae]

True, but it's unprofessional and, from my point of view, shows a lack of character.

Missing a comma there.

But I agree.

I don't expect perfect grammar but an attempt would be nice. Just an occasional comma, full stop, and maybe a paragraph break or two. You don't need great writing skills to work out where to put full stops; the clue is in the pauses.

Without punctuation it's unpleasant and difficult to read. I couldn't bear to read more than about half of it myself and I would imagine the complete lack of grammar would deter most potential customers from reading it too.

 

[LordIntruder]

the clue is in the pauses

do listen to my ex wife for a while....

 

[Moltuae]

do listen to my ex wife for a while....

haha. Yeah, it seems some women have evolved a special talent that enables them to breathe through their ears. It's quite impressive.

 

[frase]

I got lost after first non-paragraph.

 

[Archon Prime]

My eyes started bleeding after reading the first 4 lines. I guess education is just a suggestion in Keizer?

 

[timeshifter]

How do people who write like this make it out into the world? Don't you have to attend school until you're 16? At least he used full words instead of "ur" and "bc" (your and because).