Vicenarian
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A blonde wanted to buy some original alligator skin boots. She went to every store in town, but they were all too expensive. She asked the storekeeper if there were any cheaper ones, but he said no. Later that day the shopkeeper was driving down the road when he saw the blonde. She was up to her waist in the swamp wrestling with a 9 ft alligator. He was amazed. She dragged the alligator out of the water, flipped him over by the other 3 alligators and screamed,"This ones not wearing any boots either".