Egg

[wavey]

Well it's time to get the rubber gloves on.

Client had a drunken argument with his brother, who threw an egg at him. Missed him but got the Toshiba satellite NB10T netbook.

It's more than a bit slimey in there lol!

 

[citizensmith]

and to avoid the McSmugs- Is the Macbook Pro dishwasher safe? - https://discussions.apple.com/thread/4234173

 

[Megaarch]

My nickname is Egg thought you were talking about me.

 

[wavey]

Good news, after a good cleanup the netbook is no longer egg bound. Although the IO board is fried & causes it to shut down after a few seconds (£25 for a used one). http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toshiba-S...396?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3aa33567f4

 

[SOHOtechRob]

Is the Macbook Pro dishwasher safe?

Don't trust it in the machine. Better to do it by hand.

 

[frase]

just throw some bacon in and your done :0)

 

[Moltuae]

Although the IO board is fried

You sure it isn't just hard boiled?

 

[citizensmith]

At lest you found the sauce of the problem - so Red, Brown, other, none?

 

[wavey]

Too many bad egg jokes! My head's now scrambled!

 

[citizensmith]

Wazzup Dude!!! Can't you take a yolk

 

[Moltuae]

No more jokes; un oeuf is un oeuf!

 

[citizensmith]

Nah mate - this is a

used to go to work on one of these

 

[Moltuae]

used to go to work on one of these

"On"? What strapped to the top or hanging off the back?

I've never understood why we say 'travel in a car' yet we say 'travel on a plane'. Personally, at 25,000ft, I'd rather be inside.



Hey, speaking of eggs, it's nearly Easter.



I wonder how far off-topic this thread can get ...

 

[citizensmith]

So the Easter Bunny uses a map to find his presents from last year. How did he mark the location on the map?


















Eggs marks the spot

 

[Moltuae]

I think you should get your coat.


Your jokes are worse than mine.


Which reminds me of a cracking (egg pun intended) joke I made up the other week after catching my finger in a HP Proliant rack-mount kit while clipping it into the rack ....

I've been showing everyone the resulting blood-blister and telling them "I was wounded in a rack".

Get it!? A Rack / Iraq

(admittedly it loses its edge when you have to explain it).

 

[citizensmith]

LOL that's eggceptional