Craigslist Hall of Shame

[thebeardedone]

It's ok, his mom will be there to answer the door.

LMAO

How old is this person? 15?

 

[lawson_jl]

While theses are funny as hell and a little sad if "customers" would actually use theses "techs." I doubt for one minute that anyone here has ever lost business to a pizza tech. Some people aren't willing to pay what a professional tech charges and those are the people that use pizza techs not mine and your customers.

I need some help with a reinstall if I could only get ahold of the guy who can run a format but his mom says he's grounded till Wednesday.

 

[Doctor Micro]

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cps/1293183903.html

@ACG... interesting. Did you go to their website? Apparently, they're all over the place, but headquartered in California (sorta sounds like a remote support version of Gurus2Go) The devil is in the details. If I understand it correctly, the $27 is a one-shot remote support fix. They're really selling remote support contracts for $129/yr. If you want them to come onsite, it's another $75 per visit... on top of whatever else they sell you.

 

[rusty.nells]

Another nominee. Non-tech related, but wait til he discovers what he can do with a screwdriver and a thumb drive.

http://houston.craigslist.org/res/1294201280.html

 

[Doctor Micro]

Here's the website that's linked from the Craigslist ad:

http://pc-repair.computer-repair-computer-service.com/computer-repair.htm (turn your sound down before you click)

It gets weirder. On their main page, they infer that they are actually "911 PC Fix", but

http://www.911pcfix.com/ goes to a separate page.

Several pages make reference to what seems to be their flagship product and cornerstone of their services, something they call CPULOCK. "Like UAC, but better!" according to their hype.

Google CPULOCK and it leads you to this page: http://www.cpulock.com/

 

[Doctor Micro]

These guys are nothing more than a well played gimmick, like finallyfast.com or something similar.

I think you hit the proverbial nail on the head there, my friend.

 

[NYJimbo]

Highly suspicious stuff there. Too much info, too scattered all around. reminds me of those get rich quick schemes.

Those guys are always posting the same crap. Today they posted several times in the same forum. I am going to report a spam/overpost, perhaps others should do the same with these guys.

 

[14049752]

I am going to report a spam/overpost, perhaps others should do the same with these guys.

I've been spam flagging their posts everyday for about two months now. I've finally had enough and have decided to just ignore it. I don't know what it is, but suddenly it's like every shop in my area has become a craigslist spammer. I post my couple of alternating posts when I'm allowed, and leave it at that. Hopefully the quality of my ad outweighs the quantity of theirs.

 

[tymiller]

This was a site from a craigslist ad: www.kalelrojin.com

 

[Daifne]

Wish you had a website like this one, but need help setting it up?

ROFLMAO! Better none than one like that.

 

[tymiller]

What the HELL?!?!?!?!

Hahaha, I know! Did you check out his awesome pictures? xD

 

[anonymous Mac Tech]

Wish you had a website like this one, but need help setting it up?

lol, thats classic!

Make sure you make a donation on his pay pal donation link down near the bottom of the page!

 

[thebeardedone]

Hmmm ... If only I could do a site like that Depressing to think that I will never, ever be as good as he is at web design ...

 

[14049752]

My co-worker just said "Oh my god! Websites didn't look that bad when HTML was invented!"

 

[NYJimbo]

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cps/1297232644.html

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Hey Guys !!! Wassup. I welcome you all to give me your money !!! hehehehe.... Kidding. LINUX, is that what you want besides VISTA / XP. You do not know how to do that. DO NOT WORRY. I know how to do that. So, MAKE YOUR PC's DUAL BOOT. HURRY UP !!! I charge $50.00 to do that. This is a BIG PRICE ryt, yes i konw. I will charge $25.00. nJoY Guys...

ANY DOUBTS CALL ME - 703-868-0224. ask for AMER.

I have LINUX DVD's.

XP - FEDORA,
XP - UBUNTU,
VISTA - FEDORA,
VISTA - UBUNTU...

ALL YOU GUYS TAKE CARE. Let's keep money moving in hands.

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Who the f-ck does business like this ??

 

[hondablaster]

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cps/1297232644.html

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Hey Guys !!! Wassup. I welcome you all to give me your money !!! hehehehe.... Kidding. LINUX, is that what you want besides VISTA / XP. You do not know how to do that. DO NOT WORRY. I know how to do that. So, MAKE YOUR PC's DUAL BOOT. HURRY UP !!! I charge $50.00 to do that. This is a BIG PRICE ryt, yes i konw. I will charge $25.00. nJoY Guys...

ANY DOUBTS CALL ME - 703-868-0224. ask for AMER.

I have LINUX DVD's.

XP - FEDORA,
XP - UBUNTU,
VISTA - FEDORA,
VISTA - UBUNTU...

ALL YOU GUYS TAKE CARE. Let's keep money moving in hands.

------------------------------------------------

Who the f-ck does business like this ??

Apparently the hicks in Hicksville. WTF LOL Is this a joke!

 

[14049752]

Another nominee. Non-tech related, but wait til he discovers what he can do with a screwdriver and a thumb drive.

http://houston.craigslist.org/res/1294201280.html

I just read that.... Honestly, that made me pretty sad for the guy. I doubt he has anyone to blame but himself, but I don't even want to imagine the feeling of looking back on your life and thinking of yourself as a loser.

 

[MikeLierman]

Hahah! I found this one:
provo.craigslist .org/cps/1268366423.html

My wife keeps telling me to do this, so here it goes:

I can help you with slow computers, virus infections, software installation, ipod set up, etc.

$10 per visit ;-)

 

[NYJimbo]

You should turn this Pizza tech in for software piracy, tax evasion, operating without a business license, and anything else that is obviously illegal by his post. That will shut that dip sh*t down for awhile.

Yes, but there will be another one along within a day or so to replace him......

 

[NYJimbo]

That's true, but one less is better than 1 extra lol.

Pizza Techs are like roaches.....hmmm.... RoachTechs.... it's close..... I gotta work on this one.....