Where's Bertie?

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Haven't seen Bertie in days...

..my mind gets to thinking...I recall seeing a UK get together, I'm guessing Bertie joined, and you guys met at a pub and pulled a few pints. And someone kept buying Bertie a lot of shots of Jamesons....he got quite twisted, wandered off (staggered).....and got into trouble!

...possibly related or not...but I heard reports of an intoxicated man running around a farm chasing animals with an egg beater!
 
Haven't seen Bertie in days...

..my mind gets to thinking...I recall seeing a UK get together, I'm guessing Bertie joined, and you guys met at a pub and pulled a few pints. And someone kept buying Bertie a lot of shots of Jamesons....he got quite twisted, wandered off (staggered).....and got into trouble!

...possibly related or not...but I heard reports of an intoxicated man running around a farm chasing animals with an egg beater!

Stoney, your memory is correct. Bertie did participate in a few drinkipoos with us. However it was Ian (Joy Division), who got the most.. ermm how to put it politically correct.. Drunkard. :D.

Only staggering I can remember is when they went to the local Kebab shop.

I do seem to recall recently that a very tipsy Yorkshireman was very recently arrested for what the Aussies call Sheep Dipping. Whereby the pisticated Yorkie, was shouting at the top of his voice, Wollabrawonga, whilst supping precariously placed Castlemain XXXX. The precariously placed can of XXXX was on the sheeps back at the time.

Where the Wollabrawonga came from, is still to this day a mystery.
 
I heard he met up with one of your American compatriots...

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Stoney, your memory is correct. Bertie did participate in a few drinkipoos with us. However it was Ian (Joy Division), who got the most.. ermm how to put it politically correct.. Drunkard. :D.

Only staggering I can remember is when they went to the local Kebab shop.

I do seem to recall recently that a very tipsy Yorkshireman was very recently arrested for what the Aussies call Sheep Dipping. Whereby the pisticated Yorkie, was shouting at the top of his voice, Wollabrawonga, whilst supping precariously placed Castlemain XXXX. The precariously placed can of XXXX was on the sheeps back at the time.

Where the Wollabrawonga came from, is still to this day a mystery.

Does that have anything to do with Fuzzy Logic. Or maybe Furry Logic.
 
Bertrand is currently in Lanzarote (Canary Islands, off the African Coast). TRYING to chill.

Check out my post "my holiday".

All the bars full of World Cup football, which is fine, but a bugger trying to find Wimbledon.

Hay Ho.
 
Daft as it sounds, this post has actually raised my spirits quite a bit.

Thanks.

Now to drink some [emoji41]
 
Drank quite a bit last night..yeouch! Bunch of us met (on the bikes)...rode to a classic car show, rode some more, and then hit an outdoor pub on the way back. Many pints and buffalo wings later..... :D

Good to see yer mug around Bertie!
 
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