Funeral.
Outside afterwards and chatting with other mourners.
I seek out my prey, the widower.
Hi Bill.
I'm so sorry about your loss. She was a wonderful woman. I know I helped her a few times with her PC.
I know loss is a terrible thing, we sit back and wish we could turn back time and relive those special moments.
You know, it's the same thing with computer backups, what with all the nasty virulent viruses around these days. This area is especially targeted.
Just think of all those oh-so-precious photos and videos, missing, or being watched by some foreign overseas hacker. It doesn't bear thinking about.
Thankfully, my own system has lots of protection so I never have to worry about these things.
Cmon Bill, stop crying and pay attention.
No. Come back here.
For a small monthly fee, at these sad times, I offer a family bereavement rate which is SO reasonable.
I just KNOW Beryl would approve and sign the direct debit. In fact I'm pretty sure she said so last time I saw her.
... So you would be, in effect, be carrying out her last wish.
Her last dying wish.
She said to me,.... Please look after my beloved husbands PC, you are so good with computers and so trustworthy with your very reasonable rates. .
....And it's only money. I wouldn't want him to suffer.
You know it makes sense. I've actually got the forms here.
Hang on. I've got a pen. You can use the coffin to rest the form on, and sign.
Ignore the small print regarding seizure of property and cancellation penalties.
It's just irrelevant jargon. Don't worry about it
Also. That makes this a business trip, so I'll forward you the invoice for my time here.
Sorry. Got to rush.
Also, I need my pen back. I've got another 6 funerals to attend today.
Your welcome. [emoji48]
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.....Whilst proclaiming the machine fixed, grabbing the cash and running like hell !
Outside afterwards and chatting with other mourners.
I seek out my prey, the widower.
Hi Bill.
I'm so sorry about your loss. She was a wonderful woman. I know I helped her a few times with her PC.
I know loss is a terrible thing, we sit back and wish we could turn back time and relive those special moments.
You know, it's the same thing with computer backups, what with all the nasty virulent viruses around these days. This area is especially targeted.
Just think of all those oh-so-precious photos and videos, missing, or being watched by some foreign overseas hacker. It doesn't bear thinking about.
Thankfully, my own system has lots of protection so I never have to worry about these things.
Cmon Bill, stop crying and pay attention.
No. Come back here.
For a small monthly fee, at these sad times, I offer a family bereavement rate which is SO reasonable.
I just KNOW Beryl would approve and sign the direct debit. In fact I'm pretty sure she said so last time I saw her.
... So you would be, in effect, be carrying out her last wish.
Her last dying wish.
She said to me,.... Please look after my beloved husbands PC, you are so good with computers and so trustworthy with your very reasonable rates. .
....And it's only money. I wouldn't want him to suffer.
You know it makes sense. I've actually got the forms here.
Hang on. I've got a pen. You can use the coffin to rest the form on, and sign.
Ignore the small print regarding seizure of property and cancellation penalties.
It's just irrelevant jargon. Don't worry about it
Also. That makes this a business trip, so I'll forward you the invoice for my time here.
Sorry. Got to rush.
Also, I need my pen back. I've got another 6 funerals to attend today.
Your welcome. [emoji48]
___________________________________________
.....Whilst proclaiming the machine fixed, grabbing the cash and running like hell !
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