sapphirescales
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I'm running into more and more cheap clients nowadays. I just got a call from a past client of mine and the conversation went something like this:
Client: I bought a few computers from you in the past and I just bought this computer on eBay that was a really good deal. The problem is, it only starts up properly every now and then, the DVD drive doesn't work, and there's a loud noise coming from inside the computer.
Me: I can take a look at it. What's your schedule look like?
Client: Well how much is this going to cost (HUGE red flag sentence here)?
Me: I'll have to look at it to know for sure.
Client: I forget, do you charge just to take a quick look at it?
Me: Yes. I do charge a diagnostic.
Client: Ugh, well can you tell me how much it is to get it working again.
Me: I have to take a look at it and run a diagnostic in order to find out what's wrong with it first.
Client: Well how about a RAM upgrade? I think it's only got like 2GB.
Me: *Cringe* It depends on what type of RAM it takes, how many slots there are, and how many are occupied. I'll have to take a look at it first.
Client: Well what if I just have you wipe it out like new?
Me: That's not a good idea until we make sure it doesn't have a hard drive issue or some other problem. It doesn't always start up and is really slow, so it could have another issue.
Client: Well, I have an appointment with another guy I found on Craigslist that says he'll look at it for free. But I know you do good work so maybe I'll bring it into you first. I'll have to cancel my appointment with him and call you back.
Me: Ok.
So what I got from this conversation is he probably bought some piece of crap HP business class desktop from a recycling center off of eBay for $100. It probably has an illegal copy of Windows 7 Ultimate (Win Vista COA), 2GB of DDR2 RAM, a dying hard drive, a dead DVD drive, and who knows what else.
My only hope is to convince him to look at this computer as a loss due to his cheapness and get him into a refurbished i5 system. By the time we purchase a Windows 7 license, get a new hard drive and DVD drive, upgrade the memory, and install the OS, he's looking at like $300 - $400 in repairs. This is why you don't buy some cheap piece of crap off of eBay and expect a good computer. The computers he's bought from me in the past have been around the $300 range. What does he expect paying $100? Does he really think I'm that overpriced that I'm selling a computer that I get for $30 for $300? Thinking logically is just beyond some people.
Client: I bought a few computers from you in the past and I just bought this computer on eBay that was a really good deal. The problem is, it only starts up properly every now and then, the DVD drive doesn't work, and there's a loud noise coming from inside the computer.
Me: I can take a look at it. What's your schedule look like?
Client: Well how much is this going to cost (HUGE red flag sentence here)?
Me: I'll have to look at it to know for sure.
Client: I forget, do you charge just to take a quick look at it?
Me: Yes. I do charge a diagnostic.
Client: Ugh, well can you tell me how much it is to get it working again.
Me: I have to take a look at it and run a diagnostic in order to find out what's wrong with it first.
Client: Well how about a RAM upgrade? I think it's only got like 2GB.
Me: *Cringe* It depends on what type of RAM it takes, how many slots there are, and how many are occupied. I'll have to take a look at it first.
Client: Well what if I just have you wipe it out like new?
Me: That's not a good idea until we make sure it doesn't have a hard drive issue or some other problem. It doesn't always start up and is really slow, so it could have another issue.
Client: Well, I have an appointment with another guy I found on Craigslist that says he'll look at it for free. But I know you do good work so maybe I'll bring it into you first. I'll have to cancel my appointment with him and call you back.
Me: Ok.
So what I got from this conversation is he probably bought some piece of crap HP business class desktop from a recycling center off of eBay for $100. It probably has an illegal copy of Windows 7 Ultimate (Win Vista COA), 2GB of DDR2 RAM, a dying hard drive, a dead DVD drive, and who knows what else.
My only hope is to convince him to look at this computer as a loss due to his cheapness and get him into a refurbished i5 system. By the time we purchase a Windows 7 license, get a new hard drive and DVD drive, upgrade the memory, and install the OS, he's looking at like $300 - $400 in repairs. This is why you don't buy some cheap piece of crap off of eBay and expect a good computer. The computers he's bought from me in the past have been around the $300 range. What does he expect paying $100? Does he really think I'm that overpriced that I'm selling a computer that I get for $30 for $300? Thinking logically is just beyond some people.