Official : I've been tested positive for Horsemeat

[bertie40]

Unfortunately I'm not hung like one.

49 today..... So I'm well on the way to being dead

 

[Martyn]

Happy Birthday Bertie, you've a long way to catch me up. In fact if you catch me up I've been dead 13 years

 

[PBComputer]

Happy Birthday Bertie

 

[YeOldeStonecat]

Happy Birthday Berto!

There's a pint of Beamish for ya.....

 

[4ycr]

Happy birthday, horse meat is fine as long as it does not have bute in it

 

[nlinecomputers]

Unfortunately I'm not hung like one.

49 today..... So I'm well on the way to being dead

I suspect you also test positive for horsesh-- too. LOL.

Happy Birthday old man.

 

[FoolishTech]

Happy anniversary of your birth, Bertie!

 

[Kitten Kong]

Happy birthday Bert. Ernie sends his best too.

Hope you have a brilliant day. Don't spend it working! Lol

 

[16k_zx81]

Looks like you and I have a birth date in common!

You have 7 years on me though, ya old bugger

Many happy returns mate. Hope you had a great day

 

[Scoobaru]

Happy birthday fella, hope its a good one for you

 

[JustInspired]

I'm late to the party. Any drinks left?
Happy Birthday to the person on Technibble who makes me lol the most. :beer:

 

[bertie40]

Thank you, one and all.

Love & hugs. xxx

 

[seedubya]

I don't think it's horseMEAT you're full of!!

Happy Birthday....

 

[FuzzyWalrus]

Re: Official: I've tested positive for horsemeat

Happy Birthday to you!
In California, Ikea furniture has tested positive for small shavings of wood!

Fuzzy Walrus

 

[MauiTechGuy]

Happy-B day Bertie, Better to be pushing 50 than pulling it

 

[bertie40]

Happy-B day Bertie, Better to be pushing 50 than pulling it

.... Oh that's good
Cheers

 

[bertie40]

Happy Birthday to you!
In California, Ikea furniture has tested positive for small shavings of wood!

Fuzzy Walrus

Trust you to mention BLOODY IKEA



I've just put a BIG ikea wardrobe together, and found that some of the parts are for another construction, the rails don't fit the drawers, the instructions, in some instances don't match and the final insult, and this is a belter ...... I built a chest of drawers but an unable to open them.

They need handles on the front.
They don't come with the unit.
You have to buy them separately.
It doesn't mention this anywhere.

YOU EVEN HAVE TO DRILL THE HOLES YOURSELF. !!!

Complaint : Now I'm a nice bloke, so I got my wife, aka Mrs Rottweiler, to do this for me.

"We'll. it says on the website, that you have to do this yourself, said Mr Ikea"

Her indoors replied in her own inimitable fashion.
Ever seen an antelope getting ripped apart by a lion ?


Yeah. You wander around ikea, find something you like, then immediately go online whilst you are are actually there in the store. Sarcastic ? Moi ?

We then checked online.
Page not found.

Bottom line
We bought a replacement unit, we have to disassemble what we built, return it and get a refund.

The chest of drawers now appears to have been replaced in ikea. . Same name, different design.

PS. It is/was the KOMPLEMENT 100 unit

That escapade put 10 years on me.
AAAAAh.

I can't afford those years.
I want to be young, virile, energetic, a jackass.
Ok, 1 out of 4 ain't bad.