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[ThatPlace928]

 

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[Markverhyden]

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I can easily see Jeremy doing that.........

 

[ThatPlace928]

lol........

 

[ThatPlace928]

Gotta watch how you respond to customers' questions these days........ lol

 

[ThatPlace928]

 

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[Metanis]

Hey, at least he went shopping with her! I'm not even allowed in the grocery store with my wife!

 

[ThatPlace928]

Hey, at least he went shopping with her! I'm not even allowed in the grocery store with my wife!

From what I understand, men act up terribly [deliberately] so that their wives leave them at home........ lol

 

[allanc]

From what I understand, men act up terribly [deliberately] so that their wives leave them at home........ lol

I behave (in the supermarket).
My wife holds onto me (literally) when we go shopping because she does not want another woman to steal her well-behaved man.

However, the first few times that I tried to empty the dishwasher - I broke a plate or a glass.
Also, I can not understand (or remember) her filing system in the kitchen cupboards and drawers.
As a result, she will not let me help her in the kitchen any longer.

 

[HCHTech]

Also, I can not understand (or remember) her filing system in the kitchen cupboards and drawers.

This made me chuckle. I swear this is some estrogen-enhanced ninja superpower or something. My wife can jenga the dishwasher somehow to always find a place for that last-minute discovered stray coffee cup or saucer. I'm like "That will never fit" and 2 seconds later it's done. And the cupboards - "Well, obviously, that dish goes 'right here, next to the dutch oven". I'm thinking "you must have a different definition of 'obviously' than me", haha.

 

[Computer Bloke]

My wife can jenga the dishwasher somehow to always find a place for that last-minute discovered stray coffee cup or saucer.

Mine can fold ceramics.

 

[Metanis]

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.

USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain more than one word with an uppercase character consecutively.

USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER : IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: *Sorry, that password is already in use.*

 

[britechguy]

@Metanis

Would that this were only Windows! At least these days most present "the list of password parameters" all at one time so that the 20-questions/20-corrections game need not be played.

I know that I posted the following, which is a photo of the front of a T-Shirt I own, and wear, which tells the same story in a different way:

 

[ThatPlace928]

 

[timeshifter]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2081338856717385899