A Technical Nightmare

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Someone called me up and said, "For some reason, I am getting very odd emails from you that were sent out during the night, tons of them and it appears to be copy and paste items from random email/online conversations you have had yesterday"

Me, "Really, like what"

Him, "Just really odd bits, nothing makes a lot of sense, but we have never emailed or met".

So I went to my computer and found nothing in the sent items, I was clueless as how he was getting them. I asked him to send me back some of the emails and he did...and I saw them as normal Outlook sent items, but with tons of my work from the past day, just cut and pasted into weird paragraphs. Some had details I would not want shared.

Then he told me that he was starting to get other emails from me as we were on the phone, some pictures from my smartphone and then actually one "thought I had" but never typed up. I started to think I had a weird brain virus! Then someone called and told me they were getting my emails and so were my staff, getting all the same cut/paste and some were getting more of my "brain thoughts" that I know I never typed!

It gets worse, way worse. Then I start looking through the emails people are sending me back and realizing that every part of my life is now infected with all of my computer being cut/pasted, my phone and texts and my thoughts, etc. All of my staff were seeing other staff files, clients were seeing things they should not be, just weird stuff I had on my computer and I felt totally out of control. I laid on the floor crying my eyes out feeling like I was about to die.

Then...

I woke up sweating and realized it was a nightmare and thought what a good movie this would make lol.

:eek:
 
Hah, that reminds me of a dream I had the other night.

First, zombies were real. (I love zombies, btw)

Second, the government had found a way to turn an ordinary zombie (which you can of course kill by taking out the brain) into a super zombie which you could not kill, for the intent of making a super zombie army to turn on our enemies.

Third, a big string of these super zombies were outside my house where they were kept until needed - except they escaped and started storming my house!

Finally, the only thing that could save me and my family was D7 - but I left my flash drive in the front room where the super zombies had already taken over and I couldn't get to it.

At that point I woke up. But wow...
 
Hah, that reminds me of a dream I had the other night.

First, zombies were real. (I love zombies, btw)

Second, the government had found a way to turn an ordinary zombie (which you can of course kill by taking out the brain) into a super zombie which you could not kill, for the intent of making a super zombie army to turn on our enemies.

Third, a big string of these super zombies were outside my house where they were kept until needed - except they escaped and started storming my house!

Finally, the only thing that could save me and my family was D7 - but I left my flash drive in the front room where the super zombies had already taken over and I couldn't get to it.

At that point I woke up. But wow...



Hey Nick,

Maybe in place of KillemAll or R-kill, you should let us know about you're secret development you are working on.

Z-Kill - Kills zombies of all kinds.

Available in the next D7 update.

Paid version only......free version only temporarily disables until you upgrade.

LOL
 
It's the Umbrella Corporation teamed with Skynet ; beta version of a new spyware infection they're want to let loose.


New services to consider offering for customers:
Zombie Guard Services
Skynet Defence Pro (powered by Tor)

:-)
 
That was a good one, you had me hook line and sinker all the way to the end. Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to you too :)

I did write the first version telling about the nightmare, then edited because I thought the non-added in version sounded better lol.
 
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