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Bryce WhittyOk, now I have your attention. Recently on Craigslist someone posted an ad advertising that they will fix computers in exchange for sexual favors. Here is a screenshot of the Craigslist ad.
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This isnt the first time an ad like this has shown up on Craigslist. Some time ago a 34-year-old guy named “Ray Digerati” who placed an ad of Craig’s list that said “WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS,” and he says it’s been non-stop action ever since.
“Most of the calls I get are for spyware removal and viruses. One girl didn’t even wait for me to finish the virus scan-she just grabbed me and gave me a blow job.
Do you have a set, um, pay scale?
No, I leave it up to their discretion. One girl didn’t want to have intercourse, so she offered me a massage and then finished me off with a hand job. It’s basically all about the time I spend: If I’m working for one or two hours, I’d like a blow job. An orgasm for every two hours of service is pretty fair. If it’s something simple that I can fix in 15 minutes, I’d like to get a foot massage.”
Source: Boing Boing
[...] Sexual Favors on the Job – Ok, now I have your attention. Recently on Craigslist someone posted an ad advertising that they will fix computers in exchange for sexual favors. Here is a screenshot of the Craigslist ad. [...]
I’ve been working here as a computer tech in the Tampa Bay Area since 2004 (when I incorporated, much longer actually). What I didn’t realize is that just north of Tampa is the nudist colony capitol of the world.
Got a call one day where everything seemed normal except the tone of the person’s voice. PC wouldn’t power up. It was just outside of my normal service area, so we agreed to a premium charge and as I was saying that I look forward to seeing them at the predetermined time they told me one more thing. You guessed it, it’s a nudist colony!
They were clothed when I got there (thankfully). I was prepared to shield my eyes if need be, but they took care to make sure I felt comfortable. I seriously doubt anyone could offend me. This surely didn’t, but they wanted to make sure. Turns out, it was the marketing people for the colony. They offered a tour of the resort once I finished swaping the power supply and of course, seeing as I’m Mr. Customer Service, I obliged.
Wasn’t anything like I pictured, but hey… what is these days.
Hehe, nice story Alden, did you picture naked people walking around all over the place or something?. Since I wrote this I had another story to tell.
A client asked me to show him how to download pictures off his digital camera onto his computer.. which is a pretty common request now days.
So I show him how, plug it in and as the pictures download you can see the thumbnail of which picture it was up to. Turns out he and his wife had been taking nudie pictures of themselves and I inadvertently get to see them in thumbnail size.
What made it worse is was after I was done helping him I had to help his wife with some things. Its kinda weird talking to someone after you saw pictures of them nude 15 minutes before.
[...] Sexual Favors on the Job – (Ok, this one isnt an article about with dealing with clients… but it DOES involve clients. I’ll throw it in for giggles). Ok, now I have your attention. Recently on Craigslist someone posted an ad advertising that they will fix computers in exchange for sexual favors. Here is a screenshot of the Craigslist ad. [...]