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stevenamills
03-08-2009, 01:37 PM
I don't know how it happened, but I was just informed in this mornings email that I won $75,000,000 in the East Asia Lottery. Yahoo!! No more of this nickel and dime stuff for me.

I've got to go now and wire some good faith money and then head to the docks and wait for my ship.

Good life here I come!!!!!

seedubya
03-08-2009, 03:14 PM
You're just the guy I need to talk too. My uncle was the King of Ireland and he died last week and left me €470,000,000. Because of the punitive tax regime here I need to get this money out of the country. Since you now have a large amount of money at your disposal perhaps you could help me? PM me your bank account details and password and I'll wire some of it to you.

Resler
03-08-2009, 03:21 PM
Whoa your uncle was a king. Thats cool. My uncle worked for an oil company in Nigeria and they are having alot of trouble getting the money he left me. I just emailed them my bank info and social security number and they said once they get it Ill get all my money.

gunslinger
03-08-2009, 03:31 PM
Anyone wanna buy some Viagra?

seedubya
03-08-2009, 03:32 PM
I think this Gunslinger guy must be a spammer

gunslinger
03-08-2009, 03:40 PM
I think this Gunslinger guy must be a spammer

Busted, the 1,360 posts were just a ploy. :D:p

purple_minion
03-08-2009, 03:46 PM
Haha, you're all losers... I'm getting "Free Laser Hair!" Then I will come and take all your money and viagra. Then once I learn the secrets of how to please a woman with my bigger organ, I'll populate the world with LAZER BABIES and take over!

Muhahahaha (Dr. Evil Pinky)

Menaice
03-14-2009, 01:00 PM
pfff thats nothing i got people all over the world fascinated with enlarging my penis!!!

reesk92
03-15-2009, 12:48 AM
don't be dumb you guys there all scams.


the real money is in these invisible magic beans.

NYJimbo
03-15-2009, 03:33 AM
There is a hilarious episode of "Reno 911" where everyone thinks they won the lotto and when they come in for morning roll call they insult the hell out of the others until they find out it was a misprint. Just thought you might get a kick out of it.

Warning, you might have to wait through a 15-30 second commercial before it runs, seems they all do this now.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=172283&title=lottery

(segment is about 2 mins 30 seconds.)

:D